Dodgy

By jsw029 - 26/02/2009 04:51 - United States

Spicy
Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and, about 30 seconds in, he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek, and leaves. It turns out that he'd already came. I called his phone - wrong number. FML
I agree, your life sucks 84 138
You deserved it 20 919

Same thing different taste

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gabby1995pena 4

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Maybe he was embarrassed because he came so quickly.

what a puss, theres so many ways to play that off. but yea i did that once back in high school

i have a feeling that the only people who think this reflects poorly on YOU and not on HIM are boys. boys who ejaculate prematurely and have no consciences. or girls who hate themselves very, very much. better luck next time. also, if you meet a guy at a bar, good sign that he's not a winner. just saying.

This guy is kind of a genius actually

Wow, I've heard of minute men, but half minute men? Regardless, guys like that give good guys (like me) a bad rep. I think that every woman in the world expects a guy to be just like that anymore, sadly. Very creative way of getting out of a situation, but not really honorable. Here's a PROTIP: Unless you're planning on a one night stand, you probably shouldn't sleep with a guy on the first night (or the second night, or the third night). How long a person waits tests how much they actually like you, rather than your body.

ualbany86 0

This guy is obviously my hero. You don't happen to be from long island, NY right?

I think there is only one thing to say to sum this up All women are ****** except our mothers Also that guy is so slick to have gotten away with that before she noticed

LifeSUCKS143 0

24, 25, 37, 75,and everyone else who made a reference to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4 LMAO. I agree.

slick? no.. he just has no staying power. you deserve a man who can last longer than 30 seconds!