Embarrassing, Music and Health: Don't accept every dare

Don't accept every dare

By wheezy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML

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alstbv12 13

Tuesday 6 September 2011 8:30

Sorry to hear...that must blow.

Doortje 29

Tuesday 6 September 2011 8:31

Wtf were you doing with it? Practicing your deepthroating skills?

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BountyBass 13

Tuesday 6 September 2011 9:04

Least it wasn't your ass! That wuda been shite music:)

RaineLee 5

Tuesday 6 September 2011 9:06

Were you trying to give it a deep throat? ;)

that_guy0 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 6:24

Hay message me i wanna chat bb

MrJojobinks 6

Tuesday 6 September 2011 9:07

I think you may be playing it wrong.

chick011 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 9:13

Harmonica swallowing is an art. Only a few have mastered it. Keep trying and maybe one day you can too.

1958x 6

Tuesday 6 September 2011 9:13

How do you get a harmonica stuck to your mouth?

that_guy0 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 6:26

Hay uh i wanna talk bud :) my names ryan arsenault im on FB

harshallmeim69 9

Saturday 4 January 2014 8:23

did you just call a girl bud? What are you her dad?

ghm1234 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 9:14

Braces?

kadiedlawrence 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 9:25

Good job lmao

IThinkItsAlright 7

Tuesday 6 September 2011 9:25

Next your gonna tell us you have a flute Up your ass.

kirara5 6

Tuesday 6 September 2011 9:27

........:/ how did you do that?

MarkARod 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 9:43

Woah how big is your mouth?!?!?!?

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