Don't accept every dare

By wheezy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML
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Top comments

alstbv12 13

Sorry to hear...that must blow.

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Doortje 29

Wtf were you doing with it? Practicing your deepthroating skills?

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markrs 0

"This one time at band camp..."

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KayleeXLoVe21 0

Haha i was litterally thinking the SAME EXACT THING:P

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iAmScrubs 19

I've always enjoyed the taste of harmonicas. The mixture of sweetness and saltiness really ties together the chewy texture. I've eaten my fair share and I'd have to say that they sort of taste like caramel apples. I also sometimes notice a tiny taste of Swiss cheese in there.

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stacianichole 2

Do you mean a shiny taste of Swiss Cheese?

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XxEmoSnowboarder 8

60 ur comment gets week @ the beginning, middle, and end

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mrbaka 4

I can understand a harmonica getting stuck in your throat but your mouth? o.O? What is it a 7 inch harmonica.

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aligiorav 11

Getting it stuck in your throat is more plausible than getting it stuck in your mouth?

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jessthebest3 0

44 Well yeah, My brother did it when he was 5.

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KoreanFanned 0

wtf is a harmonica doing in ur mouth stuck? u blo on it an take it out whut wer u trying to do?

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mrahhhhh 21

I sure hope Korean is your first language. Because if it's English, that's a problem,

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miserypoison 13

Get gassy and make some tunes with those burps and gag reflexes!

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EvilTeddysRock 2

Well that sucks...blows? Eh at least the noise will be coming out of your mouth and not your a#% =D

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Medcanyon 10

You must have a different taste in music.

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floopyflooper 2

From your mouth...? Or your throat...

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