Don't mind me

By evelynn - 20/05/2010 06:25 - France

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Today, the guy I'm seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said "SHHHH!". FML
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ptdg 0

you're getting laid, and had an ******... and this bad because...?

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Comments

Lisa89 3

You were probably so loud he was worried someone would hear you. So if that's the case, then it's hardly an FML.

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crissyspic 0

the only time my boyfriend will tell me to shhh is when his mom I sleeping (his room has great sound isolation so she can't hear us) what can I say? the sex us amazing!!!!

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wrigglezeus 0

This isn't an FML. I have to tell that to my gf when there are people in the house.

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perdix 29

If you are too loud it sounds fake. He probably thought you were doing a bad job of overacting and wanted to prevent you from getting a Razzie, in case he was secretly taping your sex.

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mpclaw 3

and your yelling in this forum! be quiet!

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Peacewind 0

Is that shhh as in shit or shhh my mother will hear us. lol

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champ10 0

lol he needed to concentrate

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dugumit 0

today I banged this chick and she started making noises like a cow. I told her to shhhhh.

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