Door knocking

By firewait - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I gave my 16 year-old step-daughter and her friends a lecture on respecting other people's privacy. Two hours later, I accidentally walked into her room without knocking. She and her friends were giving each other bikini waxes. Now her friends call me "the hypocritical pervert." FML
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two2 0

i'd be more concerned that her and her friends give each other bikini waxes

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fuckyourlife8 0

Well the pervert thing is unjustified, but seriously, you can't tell her off for not respecting other people's privacy and then just walk into her room without knocking. Just apologise to her and let it serve as a reminder for next time to think before you go in there. She's a 16 year old girl, be glad she wasn't doing anything worse when you walked in!

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Fontario4 2

Get her a lock for her room to make up for it.

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leenheartlovex3 0

WTF why would they even do that to eachother???? THEY ARE GAY.

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notanidiot 0

Wow, he has a right, it is his house, I am sure he paid for part of the living there, and I am sure he has some say lecturing on privacy, it is not a big deal to talk to some teens about, I barely moved out, I understood that I needed to keep out of my mom's and stepdad's stuff. If he told me something, I listened, since he was there, unlike my "real" dad. At the end of the day the guy is putting up with some other ladies kid from another man and allows the friends over and all that jazz, I think the people on the girl's side have their priorities all screwed up. He works, he contributes, he has a say in how things will be ran, only seems "fair." Unless of course she has a job and pays equal rent, then shame on him, but I highly doubt that.

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Punderous 0

Sounds like you were in one HAIRY situation!

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Jakojan 4

They are girls, #274. It's a girl thing. Us, being men, should not try to understand the reasoning of waxing each other. I also have never found the reasons they go to the bathroom in groups or all feel the need to cover their mouths with their hands when they're excited/shocked. *sigh*. The many mysteries of this world may never be solved.

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happy_animal_lov 0

how do you "accedentally" walk into a room without knocking? and no, they won't forget it, they will be talking about it in years to come

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varkey 7

Hold on a second, am I the only person that sides with the stepfather here? He has a right to know what his daughter is doing, I mean if they are engaging in sex acts (I assume he didn't even know she was lesbian) then he should know. Also, who the heck does that at home? If I am wrong that they were lesbian... then why would they be comfortable nude around each other, and doing such an intimate activity? This is just weird. FYL

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badfood 0

You guys are stupid. Its easy to accidentally walk in without knocking, cause you dont knock on every single door you walk thru. The reason why its an fml for him is cause he is now a hypocrite for it. He isnt her father, but a parent nonetheless, so he does have the right to lecture her. Otherwise, he wouldnt be parenting

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