Pregnancy, Awkward, Underwear and Love: Double sus

Double sus

By Turnipseed3 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was sitting on the toilet, pregnant as ever, and really sick. I asked my fiancé to bring me a pair of clean underwear. He did so and brought me some lacy underwear. They weren't mine. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML

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Limited edition prank

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML

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Surprising

By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 20:00

Today, my younger sister had some friends over at ours. I was in the shower but was horrified to realize my clothes and towel were gone. Figuring that she took them, I tried to make it to my room without being seen, but one of her friends came up to use the bathroom. She saw everything. FML

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How could you?

By Ashlee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

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Self report

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was with my 3 year-old son in the doctor's office. During the exam, he informed the doctor that he doesn't sleep in mommy's bed anymore because mommy sleeps in her underwear and farts all night long. FML

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Hungover

By RedheadA - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML

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By kb - 18/11/2013 06:38 - United States

Today, my mother gave me a bottle of stool softeners as a gift at my baby shower. FML

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By janae - 06/08/2018 23:30

Today, I discovered that I am pregnant. I questioned my boyfriend and he admitted to not using a condom because he thought we were just doing "practice sex". FML

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Family values

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Houston

Today, my future father-in-law showed everyone a picture of his poop because it was "shaped like a banana." My fiancé's whole family thought it was funny and "looked more like a banana than last time." FML

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Why would you do this?

By harrassment101 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a female co-worker was struggling with a stack of boxes in her hands. Her pantyhose was falling down and she asked me to help her, so I pulled up her pantyhose. When I looked up, she had a horrified look on her face. She was asking me to help her hold the boxes. FML

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saksxalmo 20

Thursday 3 May 2012 23:05

Aw, I'm so sorry OP. :( Maybe you should ask him about it? You never know.

ColorfulSmiles 7

Thursday 3 May 2012 23:06

I'm sorry :/ feel better though & have a safe pregnancy ! Take care of the baby :)

Comments

therealslim 15

Friday 4 May 2012 8:54

Excuse me if i'm wrong, but aren't you 'itskaylabitch'? Did you make a new account?

babygirl420klp 3

Friday 4 May 2012 11:01

Omg sweetie! That's terrible!! I would be madder than hell lol but good luck with tha baby :)

KweenChelly 6

Friday 4 May 2012 12:06

I once cussed my ex husband out for some lacy panties I forgot I bought before I got pregnant.....

groupleader 7

Friday 4 May 2012 12:08

I hope that if you actually tried to put them on, they were too small.....

karmicsamadi86 9

Friday 4 May 2012 12:25

Take your baby and leave his ass. Women are strong, you can do it on your own!!

harof1c 0

Friday 4 May 2012 13:37

He has some explaining to do.fyl

caitebrown0313 2

Friday 4 May 2012 13:50

Maybe he got u new ones? :)

seb6969 6

Friday 4 May 2012 14:13

Check them for stains and smell. It'll be be easy to tell if they're used and belong to someone else, or if they're new and he bought them for you

charvisioku 22

Friday 4 May 2012 14:31

He might have bought them for you - I'd ask first and watch to see if you think he's lying. Don't forget your hormones might make you assume the worst quickly (no offence meant there). Hope it is just that :) If you guys are engaged, that would be my first assumption, to be fair.