Pregnancy, Awkward, Underwear and Love: Double sus

Double sus

By Turnipseed3 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was sitting on the toilet, pregnant as ever, and really sick. I asked my fiancé to bring me a pair of clean underwear. He did so and brought me some lacy underwear. They weren't mine. FML

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You deserved it 3 164

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Hopkinsville

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By Ashlee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was with my 3 year-old son in the doctor's office. During the exam, he informed the doctor that he doesn't sleep in mommy's bed anymore because mommy sleeps in her underwear and farts all night long. FML

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By RedheadA - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, my mother gave me a bottle of stool softeners as a gift at my baby shower. FML

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By janae - 06/08/2018 23:30

Today, I discovered that I am pregnant. I questioned my boyfriend and he admitted to not using a condom because he thought we were just doing "practice sex". FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Houston

Today, my future father-in-law showed everyone a picture of his poop because it was "shaped like a banana." My fiancé's whole family thought it was funny and "looked more like a banana than last time." FML

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You deserved it 4 426

Why would you do this?

By harrassment101 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a female co-worker was struggling with a stack of boxes in her hands. Her pantyhose was falling down and she asked me to help her, so I pulled up her pantyhose. When I looked up, she had a horrified look on her face. She was asking me to help her hold the boxes. FML

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Thursday 3 May 2012 23:05

Aw, I'm so sorry OP. :( Maybe you should ask him about it? You never know.

ColorfulSmiles 7

Thursday 3 May 2012 23:06

I'm sorry :/ feel better though & have a safe pregnancy ! Take care of the baby :)

Comments

poohappens26 0

Friday 4 May 2012 15:14

Oh snap! First find out wth and then kick is ass!

ThankfullyNotYou 1

Friday 4 May 2012 16:06

That poor child!

DanielleinDC 33

Friday 4 May 2012 17:34

I sincerely hope he had a good explanation for this, although if he did buy them for you, handing them to you when you're sick is seriously bad timing.

sophbob 8

Friday 4 May 2012 18:09

You need to confront him. Hopefully there's a reasonable explanation, but if not, you need to leave him xx

mscat 0

Friday 4 May 2012 18:33

Roommates? No? R u REALLY surprised he cheated? Didnt u get knocked up so he will stop! Whatever! Wawawa! Now go have some cheese w that wine! O no cant pregnant-but its ur body………lol

kimpe 6

Friday 4 May 2012 19:46

Is this even in english?

The_Spill_Canvas 5

Friday 4 May 2012 22:51

I think its time for you to shut up now.

keldix12 5

Friday 4 May 2012 18:47

you shouldn't be treated like that esp. if you are having a kid that is his? or is it his?

millieee92 2

Friday 4 May 2012 18:48

eurgh what is it with men and cheating during pregnancy?

Bigmoneyshotz 0

Friday 4 May 2012 22:20

Thats horrible you should tell him that the kid is not his and that it is his cousins or something to that effect!

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Friday 4 May 2012 22:37

Guys who go out and cheat on their wives are absolute pigs. But to do it while said wife, or fiance or whatever is pregnant, proves that they only want sex because the woman can't have sex while pregnant. Or at least not if she's so far along and feels as miserable as OP does. Sue him for alimony and child support!