Intimacy: Double take

Double take

By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 08:26 - Libyan Arab Jamahiriya

Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, "You know, sometimes, you look like Kevin Spacey." FML

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Same thing different taste

By derve - 07/11/2012 23:48 - United States

Today, as my girlfriend and I were finishing up a romantic dinner, she gazed into my eyes for a moment and said, "You know, sometimes you look like a character from Sesame Street." FML

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You deserved it 2 179

PDA FML

By Anonymous - 13/07/2024 09:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML

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Not now

By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML

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You deserved it 2 623

By laury - 09/05/2012 02:05 - Canada - Port Elgin

Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML

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You deserved it 3 646

You tried

By dumped - 26/07/2010 23:48 - United States

Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML

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By again? - 15/03/2016 10:03 - United States - Olympia

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2012 04:09 - United States - Aston

Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

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You deserved it 5 649

By Anonymous - 21/09/2011 13:17 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and started to climb on top of him sexily. He blurted out, "Oh my god, you're like that girl from The Ring." FML

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Excuuuuuuuuse me!

By LadySteveMartin - 02/04/2013 00:18 - United States - Woonsocket

Today, I finally had the best sex I've ever had with this really hot guy I've been hanging out with lately. I thought everything was all well and good until he turned to me and said, "You know, your orgasm face kinda reminds me of Steve Martin, but in a good way." FML

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You deserved it 8 540

By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 19:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

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You deserved it 10 904

stephissilly 18

Tuesday 17 January 2012 16:08

tell him he sounds like justin bieber.

GoW_Chick 14

Tuesday 17 January 2012 16:18

He must think Kevin spacey is sexy, and is hinting he wants to role-play next time. ;)

Comments

pppooppp 5

Wednesday 18 January 2012 0:04

Take it as a compliment. He's sexy.

skylersilcon 3

Wednesday 18 January 2012 1:37

Are you a dude? It might be ok then. If not, fyl

udontknome 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 1:37

I don't care how many times u unlike this, but who is that?????

Dracoboxer357 35

Friday 20 January 2012 5:10

Please read post #4, I explained there some, well, ranted about it anyhow. :p You've likely seen him and can't place the name.

sprinklecakes 4

Wednesday 18 January 2012 2:05

Lucky you!

fj19 9

Wednesday 18 January 2012 2:18

That is a sexy man! ;) At least a few years back.

bshawndes1 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 2:38

Be very offended.

gooduck 6

Wednesday 18 January 2012 3:01

But why?

kalbrek009 20

Wednesday 18 January 2012 3:07

Do you, or is he bi & hinting?

jobsman99 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 3:31

During sex or after sex?

grannygruber 6

Wednesday 18 January 2012 3:37

And that turns him on? FYL

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Today, I called off my engagement because I fell in love with my best friend of 10 years since we recently reconnected. I confessed my feelings to her and asked her out. She rejected me and said she only sees me as a friend. Now I’m completely single. FML

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Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of, "Whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back." Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML

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Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML

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Today, as a teacher, I was grading some essays when I yet again came across the word "unalive" when discussing the assassinations of JFK and Abraham Lincoln. As in, "JFK was unalived." I know language inevitably mutates over time, but us teachers don't have demonetization filters. FML

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Today, I received an invitation to my ex’s wedding. We were dating for three years and just broke up four months ago. FML

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Today, I drank two and a half Panera charged lemonades to feel more motivated and ended up feeling itchy and overstimulated due to the lethal caffeine-sugar combo and got nothing done. FML

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Today, the guy I'm seeing and I were having sex. While I was having my orgasm, he looked at me and said "SHHHH!". FML

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Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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