Intimacy: Double take

Double take

By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 08:26 - Libyan Arab Jamahiriya

Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, "You know, sometimes, you look like Kevin Spacey." FML

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Same thing different taste

By derve - 07/11/2012 23:48 - United States

Today, as my girlfriend and I were finishing up a romantic dinner, she gazed into my eyes for a moment and said, "You know, sometimes you look like a character from Sesame Street." FML

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PDA FML

By Anonymous - 13/07/2024 09:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML

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Not now

By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML

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By laury - 09/05/2012 02:05 - Canada - Port Elgin

Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML

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You tried

By dumped - 26/07/2010 23:48 - United States

Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML

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By again? - 15/03/2016 10:03 - United States - Olympia

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2012 04:09 - United States - Aston

Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2011 13:17 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and started to climb on top of him sexily. He blurted out, "Oh my god, you're like that girl from The Ring." FML

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Excuuuuuuuuse me!

By LadySteveMartin - 02/04/2013 00:18 - United States - Woonsocket

Today, I finally had the best sex I've ever had with this really hot guy I've been hanging out with lately. I thought everything was all well and good until he turned to me and said, "You know, your orgasm face kinda reminds me of Steve Martin, but in a good way." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 19:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

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stephissilly 18

Tuesday 17 January 2012 16:08

tell him he sounds like justin bieber.

GoW_Chick 14

Tuesday 17 January 2012 16:18

He must think Kevin spacey is sexy, and is hinting he wants to role-play next time. ;)

Comments

_Meghan_ 5

Wednesday 18 January 2012 4:17

Doesn't matter had sex

hello_HowUDoin 2

Wednesday 18 January 2012 4:39

What if OP is a guy?

KriiFahMoro 9

Wednesday 18 January 2012 5:58

Break his legs and tell him he looks like some guy who's legs were just broken.

chrissihope 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 13:54

Or better yet, say he looks like the guy off Misery and Then motion like ur swinging a hammer. I think he'll get the picture then.

RSHB 0

Wednesday 18 January 2012 9:39

Omg?!

ronski 41

Wednesday 18 January 2012 13:36

Is he gay?

Nosrebor 8

Wednesday 18 January 2012 15:10

I want to go to Canada now.

Katbubsk 5

Wednesday 18 January 2012 23:57

My says i look like JFK. :(

gerble 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 1:29

That sucks

ImSoEffedUp 10

Thursday 19 January 2012 2:01

He's gotta be GAY.... How's he gonna look at u and say that...? He must be attracted to Guys....

brandiea 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 5:15

That's not a bad thing, dude. Kevin spacey is hot

Orchard 33

Monday 30 September 2013 6:30

It's sort of bad...OP is a woman...so...yeah

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Today, I realised that despite all my careful Christmas preparation, there is one thing I forgot to get. The gift for my wife, which I should've picked up from the shop I ordered it from. It’s sat in that shop right now at 7pm on Christmas Eve. I’m a dead man tomorrow morning. FML

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Today, my five-year-old told me she had accidentally swallowed a thumbtack. In panic mode we raced to the ER. With no insurance. Only after the tests, examinations and X-rays did she tell me was "just joking." FML

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Today, at the age of 22, if I need to pee, I have less than a minute to get to a toilet before I pee myself. It’s been like that since I was a kid and my family won’t stop making fun of me for not growing out of it. FML

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Today, at work, a customer called in and asked me to read off every item on our menu, along with their ingredients. I work at Jamba Juice so that's a lot of reading. After about 10 minutes of this, I found out it was actually my stupid co-worker calling from the back phone. FML

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