Intimacy: Double take

Double take

By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 08:26 - Libyan Arab Jamahiriya

Today, after sex, my boyfriend turned to me and said, "You know, sometimes, you look like Kevin Spacey." FML

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By derve - 07/11/2012 23:48 - United States

Today, as my girlfriend and I were finishing up a romantic dinner, she gazed into my eyes for a moment and said, "You know, sometimes you look like a character from Sesame Street." FML

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PDA FML

By Anonymous - 13/07/2024 09:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, after asking my boyfriend multiple times to be more kind and romantic, he looked at me lovingly and said, "You know, you look pretty sometimes." FML

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Not now

By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML

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By laury - 09/05/2012 02:05 - Canada - Port Elgin

Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML

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You tried

By dumped - 26/07/2010 23:48 - United States

Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML

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By again? - 15/03/2016 10:03 - United States - Olympia

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2012 04:09 - United States - Aston

Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2011 13:17 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and started to climb on top of him sexily. He blurted out, "Oh my god, you're like that girl from The Ring." FML

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Excuuuuuuuuse me!

By LadySteveMartin - 02/04/2013 00:18 - United States - Woonsocket

Today, I finally had the best sex I've ever had with this really hot guy I've been hanging out with lately. I thought everything was all well and good until he turned to me and said, "You know, your orgasm face kinda reminds me of Steve Martin, but in a good way." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 19:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

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stephissilly 18

Tuesday 17 January 2012 16:08

tell him he sounds like justin bieber.

GoW_Chick 14

Tuesday 17 January 2012 16:18

He must think Kevin spacey is sexy, and is hinting he wants to role-play next time. ;)

Comments

FalconCrunch 4

Tuesday 17 January 2012 20:20

Was it doggystyle sex? Maybe he was referring to your ass.

Wellwhateverthen 8

Tuesday 17 January 2012 20:26

Omg I'm sorry but this made me laugh so hard! Like, hello?!? Thanks...I guess...?

oldirtybasterdSE 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 20:31

My wife tells me I watch Kevin spacey so much I might turn into Kevin spacey *fingers crossed*

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Tuesday 17 January 2012 20:37

What, probably gay? I think that would be quite a disappointment to your wife.

rchaff 6

Tuesday 17 January 2012 20:32

Kevin Spacey is an attractive man

Razzle_Dazzle_5 11

Tuesday 17 January 2012 20:47

I would be afraid of you because I just watched se7en O_o

aFreedom127 9

Tuesday 17 January 2012 21:35

In what movie?

taetae169 0

Tuesday 17 January 2012 21:46

Haha thats ****** incredible you really must look like a MAN HAHAHA SUKKA

ALLDAY88 8

Tuesday 17 January 2012 21:56

Let's see how your boyfriend reacts if you shower yourself in roses.

Namerkp2 8

Tuesday 17 January 2012 22:00

Doesn't matter, had sex.

Zkenny13 6

Wednesday 18 January 2012 6:06

undressed and if i had to say it was the best.

chrissihope 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 13:51

I think she was a racist. She put a bag over my head. Still Counts

monkiki62 5

Tuesday 17 January 2012 23:37

Wow that's pretty messed up. Rather it be high jackman. Lol

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Today, I got into an argument with my boyfriend, who recently had to move away, about not calling me enough. Apparently his moving had meant that we were now taking a break, he just forgot to talk it over with me. He still wants to visit, and keep the relationship in bed alive though. FML

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Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML

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Today, I was working from home and had an important meeting with my superiors. It was fine until my sleepy wife came in and asked if I could find a better time for calls. I didn't notice her right away and failed to disable my camera. She was fully naked, and I received an email about inappropriate behaviour later. FML

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Move it, buddy!

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Today, ever since I let my boyfriend touch my boobs, he thinks it's appropriate to grope me whenever he feels like it. Even talking to him about it doesn't seem to stop him. FML

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Today, I learned that, when you ask your girlfriend "Do you think we're having sex too often?" she might interpret it as, "I don't think we should have sex ever again," and entirely stop talking to you. FML

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Today, I woke up at 1 a.m., after having a nightmare that I was pregnant. I took pregnancy test, and… baby boy or girl in May 2025? FML

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