Intimacy: Douche

Douche

By YouDontSay - 10/05/2015 15:35 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML

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Same thing different taste

By say my name - 01/07/2012 01:35

Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML

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Good girl

By bianca131 - 10/11/2015 03:42 - Australia

Today, I was having sex with someone I've been casually seeing. He got all weird during it, and said, "That's a good girl". Once he left, I told my housemates about it. Now every time I do something nice for them, they respond, "That's a good girl". FML

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By justagirl - 02/12/2014 05:40 - United States - Roseville

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML

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By coltsfoot - 23/05/2010 09:08 - Norway

Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML

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Scoundrel

By oops123 - 15/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I finally hooked up with a guy I've been hanging out with for 2 months. Afterwards, while we're getting dressed he says "You better be clean. If you're not tell me now so I don't pass it on to my girlfriend." Stunned, all I could say was, "Girlfriend?!" His reply, "Well, technically, my fiancée." FML

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No. Just… No.

By none - 22/08/2013 04:27 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I had sex. The guy texted me an hour later, saying, "That was awkward. Let's not do that again." FML

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By kpjc - 21/10/2016 00:29 - United States - Lawrence

Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say it when I caught him sleeping with my best friend. FML

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By Busted - 21/10/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and things were getting pretty heated. Trying to be sexy, I told him that every time we touched was a guilty pleasure. He rolled off of me, and said "Oh, you're married too?" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML

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Caught

By Anonanon - 12/07/2011 17:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately after, he gave me the "let's just be friends" speech then left for work, accidentally locking me in his apartment. I had to call his ex-girlfriend to come let me out. She smirked. FML

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angeluv_2014 22

Monday 11 May 2015 9:21

what great timing to lay that on you

imkool136 22

Monday 11 May 2015 9:24

Guys, she could've had a distance crush thing goin on and just didn't know he was in a relationship.

Comments

gearhead369 20

Monday 11 May 2015 16:15

It sounds like he wasn't very open at all about being in a relationship. That really sucks and now you know he isn't worth it if he cheated on his gf

rick159 12

Monday 11 May 2015 17:26

So you know a guy well enough to have sex with him, but not know if he is in a relationship?...unlikely

limabeans101029 20

Monday 11 May 2015 23:27

Except that you don't have to know someone well in order to have sex with them. It's not like you have to pass an exam about their personal life before you're able to undo their pants. Plus, it is actually possible to hide things like this, particularly if you're a cheating little weasel like that guy.

erudite81 0

Monday 11 May 2015 19:12

Wow, I'm amazed by the ignorant and callous remarks on here. As someone who was played off and on for over 2 years by a married man, I can assure you that people are very capable of keeping LOTS of things a secret, especially their significant others. Manipulators *do* exist. Empathy anyone?

allydane 3

Monday 11 May 2015 19:37

rohaanncool commented" they both should get together and kick him in the balls, lol" i replied "maybe we should hit women if they cheat...wait i forgot that would be wrong in everyones eyes"...this website got double standards so it's funny if a man gets hit for cheating? but if a women does it we just look the other way that type of attitude is the reason women will never be considered equal to men