Downhill from here

By forewhatnow - 07/11/2009 08:47 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML
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visage 0

how the hell do you know what good is? just be happy someone spent the money to feed your dumb ass, and spent the time to **** you.

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jchansfan 0

YOU TOOK A CHICKEN INTO THE BEDROOM!?! o_O'

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theLuscious 2

you don't even know what good is, you lost your virginity to him.

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skiierbabe 4

The first time sucks, don't worry bout it :)

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melissarxy1 3

To be fair, maybe that was some REALLY good chicken. Yeah, the first time sucks. Consider yourself lucky, you could be like me and experience 2 months of horribly painful sex before it starts feeling good.

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tamoodielovesmar 1

well, it depends how good the chicken is.....

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sethu9211 3

Why don't you date with your favorite CHICKEN ??!!

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teeniexo 5

the first time is never good. what a bitch.

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jroxursox1 10

Ok fun fact. Your first time having sex is usually painful and unsatisfying. Your body is taking a serious beating for the first time and it is almost "scared" so just be patient and try again.

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udeserveditbro69 0

Hey ! Just be quiet ! At least you got some , so don't complain.

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Cloudberry 10

Yeah you probably just laid there like a dead fish so you can't blame the poor guy.

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pochyfliesaway 4

OP that's kind of a bitchy thing to just post out there is it not? Don't be incredibly ****** up to him; posting this is like stripping his manhood.

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