Downhill from here

By forewhatnow - 07/11/2009 08:47 - Australia

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a really romantic dinner. Later, I lost my virginity. The chicken was better than he was. FML
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visage 0

how the hell do you know what good is? just be happy someone spent the money to feed your dumb ass, and spent the time to **** you.

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jchansfan 0

YOU TOOK A CHICKEN INTO THE BEDROOM!?! o_O'

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Imranaziz 0

dudette.... first time u don't know his body AND yours. give it few months, try various positions. and.... do u love each other?

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thefury 0

duh your first is always the worst

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KINGMARIO_fml 0

chickens have been known to be great in bed...

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majestydivine_fml 0

guess you should have waited! then the chicken wouldn't have been the best part. of the evening ?

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perdix 29

Looks like you prefer **** over ****.

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buttseckz 0

you're a virgin, how the **** would you know?

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perdix 29

In the words of Ernie Anastos, "Keep ******* that chicken!"

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mrblah 0

Well maybe you should have taken some inatiave? Well anyway he did buy you dinner most of the time its not that romantic

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ladiesman14 0

i agree with cool steve. why do girls always taste like salty pee down there.

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MadeOfAwesome 1

Because that's where the pee comes out, dumb ass.

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