Dreaming of me

By forever alone - 30/08/2016 13:55 - Trinidad and Tobago - San Fernando

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Today, I had a terrible dream where my aunt paid a stripper to have sex with me, since I'm 27 and haven't even kissed a guy yet. I ended up taking the dream-stripper to the mall for snacks instead. Even my dreams are mocking me. FML
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berniro 14

It's ok to feel like you're not ready for sex, or that you haven't found someone you feel comfortable enough around to have sex with. It's a big step in someone's life and it takes a lot of trust. It'll happen when the time is right, until then don't be ashamed or let anyone make you feel ashamed of it.

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blairiofosterio1 10

Why look at her racks, when you can have snacks?

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Phats 10

It's natural, OP. You're thinking about stuff and it bubbles up in dreams. I only got my first kiss when I was 21. And right now I'm in an amazing, loving, vibrant and sexually-charged relationship. Good things come to those who wait...

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Atmey 5

Welcome to the club, I'll be 30 in few months and didn't have sex yet.

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Grisha_fml 18

I'm 32 and I'm still a virgin. It's nothing to be ashamed of, in fact I see it as more of a self-control type of thing, so it's more of a virtue than a vice.

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gunnerblaster 21

Sounds like you'd prefer something meaningful versus random sex. I see nothing wrong with that and hope that you find someone who truly deserves you and makes you happy.

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shinikageWolf 15

Who cares if you aren't having sex, you can still rub it in that you have a hot boyfriend (and people assume you're banging him)

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SpectralTrix 7

@berniro doesn't that defeat the purpose of p*rn?

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Dyrtbagge_Skumme 1

Have you ever wanted to kiss a guy? It's ok if you've never wanted to kiss a guy (or anyone). Have you heard of asexuality? I don't want to imply that you are asexual or that you might be, but I thought for ages that I was "supposed" to want to be with a guy, and it turns out I'm just ace. On the other hand, if you do want to be with a guy, then I hope you find a good one and that the two of you would be very happy together!

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KittyKat168 8

Sex isn't everything, OP! If you want it to happen, it will when you're ready :) Side note: you were probably Dream Stripper's favourite client if you took them out and fed them :3

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