Transportation, Cars and Cops: Drive on

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By uncool - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the only person to wish me a "Happy birthday" was the cop who'd pulled me over, as he handed me my ticket. FML

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By bdayloser - 07/11/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, I celebrated my 18th birthday. Alone. My only birthday wish came from the police officer who gave me a ticket. FML

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By Jims - 29/04/2011 14:00 - Singapore

Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the policeman who checked my identity card for being "suspiciously gangster-like". FML

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By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2020 03:02 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, my life is so messed up that when I got pulled over, the officer asked about my life and not only did I not receive a ticket, he made me write down his personal number, patrol number and to call if I ever needed a favor or to talk, telling me that I had a friend in him. FML

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By FML - 05/01/2012 15:56 - United States

Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2017 19:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML

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You deserved it 1 317

By randinosaur - 13/03/2011 12:48 - United States

Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML

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You deserved it 4 256

By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

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You deserved it 2 578

Nimmrodel 11

Saturday 16 April 2011 12:16

He was doing his job and being nice at the same time. :)

ElGranOrgo 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 12:17

happy birthday...

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eyraoner 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 18:10

that's a good one .

TrueStory22 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 18:15

Happy Birthday!!!!! ^__^ Having received some birthday wishes, is your life any better? FYL, I feel sorry for you basing your life on one day out of a year.

jenaandtyler4eva 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 18:38

well at least he cared to tell you happy bday and you should have texted everyone to let them know even if it sucks you will get a oh happy bday haha

acidlithium 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 18:45

lol sometimes they let u go with a warning when its ur bday...

TanyaC 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 8:48

is that what u take acid and lithium?lol

NattyAlly17 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 19:21

I'm scared this might be me tomorrow :(

geetra 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 19:41

Ughhhh what an ass.

goodfella925 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 19:53

happy birhday!:)

Jason_Ng 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 20:11

Happy Birthday!

awesomeloser14 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 20:22

Aww that sucks well Happy Birthday!!

kkalia3 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 20:30

happy birthday.... njoy ur special day.....,

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