Transportation, Cars and Cops: Drive on

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By uncool - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the only person to wish me a "Happy birthday" was the cop who'd pulled me over, as he handed me my ticket. FML

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By bdayloser - 07/11/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, I celebrated my 18th birthday. Alone. My only birthday wish came from the police officer who gave me a ticket. FML

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By Jims - 29/04/2011 14:00 - Singapore

Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the policeman who checked my identity card for being "suspiciously gangster-like". FML

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By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2020 03:02 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, my life is so messed up that when I got pulled over, the officer asked about my life and not only did I not receive a ticket, he made me write down his personal number, patrol number and to call if I ever needed a favor or to talk, telling me that I had a friend in him. FML

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By FML - 05/01/2012 15:56 - United States

Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2017 19:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, at an MA meeting, I ran into the cop who'd pulled me over and given me a ticket for marijuana possession. FML

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You deserved it 1 317

By randinosaur - 13/03/2011 12:48 - United States

Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML

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You deserved it 4 256

By ironic driver - 04/09/2011 22:10 - United States

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

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You deserved it 4 614

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

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You deserved it 2 578

Nimmrodel 11

Saturday 16 April 2011 12:16

He was doing his job and being nice at the same time. :)

ElGranOrgo 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 12:17

happy birthday...

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Sammie_101 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 13:23

It was my birthday today too! Happy birthday :D

swift07 4

Saturday 16 April 2011 13:26

awww so sweet he gave you something for your birthday lol jk ... happy birthday 

tammy0312 6

Saturday 16 April 2011 13:54

oooooooo!!!! I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT!!!

AnotherChemMajor 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 13:36

FTP

ryrywakaka 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 16:18

Yaaa **** THE POLICEEE

dirtyblond 4

Saturday 16 April 2011 17:15

<3 The Police!

cpatrick820 3

Saturday 16 April 2011 13:42

I got a ticket on my birthday this last year too. He didn't even wish me happy birthday...

misstamz 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 14:19

I think I saw this one before.

hiyourcute 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 16:42

Me too

ILoveEggnog 7

Saturday 16 April 2011 18:19

Yes. Because it's only happened one time.

hiyourcute 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 19:56

Yes 57, I agree it could have happened more than once, but the odds of the fmls posted about having the exact same wording are slim

Livinia 11

Saturday 16 April 2011 14:25

Have a happy birthday! :)

JScherz28 4

Saturday 16 April 2011 14:46

well... happy birthday

CheckMyProfile 17

Saturday 16 April 2011 14:51

how considerate is that cop. I'm in love with him. :p

psycho2012 7

Saturday 16 April 2011 15:04

Its my birthday too and the.only one to say happy birthday was my son ad this chick.who has a crush on me. My girl didnt even.say happy birthday

sourgirl101 28

Saturday 16 April 2011 15:27

Maybe it's because you're psycho!

sgtrobswifey 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 15:21

LOL! On people's birthdays, unless they're being complete dick heads I just give em a warning. Officer discretion though, I guess. Happy Birthday!

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