Embarrassing, Vacation, Underwear, Camping and Football: Dropped the ball

Dropped the ball

By TrueStories - 13/04/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to a football sleepover with all of my teammates. I felt something near the bottom of my sleeping bag, and I pulled it up with my foot. My entire team watched me pull out a red thong. My parents had been on a camping trip the week before. FML

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You deserved it 4 139

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By rob - 23/11/2008 10:59 - France

Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 361

You deserved it 4 528

By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 525

You deserved it 18 325

By DangerZone - 12/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 950

You deserved it 5 119

By volleyballgirl - 28/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 963

You deserved it 32 716

By asdfghjkl - 10/02/2010 19:20 - United States

Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 762

You deserved it 26 115

Bad boy

By darlingditz - 02/04/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 523

You deserved it 12 533

Run run run!

By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 20:33 - United States - Roseburg

Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 520

You deserved it 3 646

By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 05:29 - United States - Lewis Center

Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 290

You deserved it 7 003

By Mackdaddy - 07/02/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I was at basketball practice and my coach asked me how my knee was. When I lifted my pants to show him, my cheetah print thong that had been stuck inside the pants from the dryer flew out to the ground. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 065

You deserved it 9 076

By Anonymous - 25/06/2010 09:36 - United States

Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my "friends". I woke up in my boxers with my hand glued to my forehead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 382

You deserved it 5 717

boomBOOMshake 0

Monday 13 April 2009 15:59

You should have just played it off as the thong being from a girl who you had sex with, obvious thing to do in that awkward situation.

sebastian406 0

Monday 13 April 2009 16:00

Yeah.. but for all they know it's from the girl that you nailed the other night. They have no idea it's your parent's unless you told them.

Comments

so_me_fml 0

Monday 13 April 2009 16:16

Can I just say one thing? EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW

420hiadventurer 0

Monday 13 April 2009 16:18

I agree completely with #2 and #6. At least the football team doesn't know that the thong is from your parents.

goathumpy 0

Monday 13 April 2009 16:21

I'm with #9, you're at a football sleepover, so why not? In fact, you could probably go on and "roast" some "hotdogs" in your "asshole" and then have "gay buttsecks" and "take a dump on each others chests." A football sleepover has to be the second most ****-erotic, gay but "not gay," thing that I have ever heard of. "Hey guys, we spend all day together sweating on each other and rubbing all over each other..that's just not gay enough..let's roast marshmallows and tell ghost stories!!!!!!"

thinkpink 0

Monday 13 April 2009 16:31

To everyone calling football players with team bonding exercises (Hey, you can't help it when it's mandated by the coach usually) are probably just jealous. Get back to whatever it is you're passionate about and stop bashing on others for what they like to do.

deliciouskaek 1

Monday 13 April 2009 16:39

And no one thought he was thinking of the leftover spew from that evening in a clearly unwashed sleeping bag wasn't worth a FYL? Cos I'm getting a little queasy just thinking about it. T___T

Magnesiumbox 0

Monday 13 April 2009 16:41

You share a sleeping bag with your parents?

JackDupp 11

Monday 13 April 2009 16:46

So what does your mom look like? Pics would be most helpful.

clumsylittleme 11

Tuesday 18 October 2011 7:06

Ew.

Majormaxo 0

Monday 13 April 2009 16:46

Not that bad, everyone will think that you got some in that sleeping bag last time.

ammali 0

Monday 13 April 2009 16:53

#15--my thought exactly. He had been laying on that... yuck!

alliethedory 0

Monday 13 April 2009 16:58

Hope when you got home, tell your parents they forget to take out the thong and wash the sleeping bag. That way they would be awkward the way they made you feel that way. But yea hope you showered afterward.