Embarrassing, Vacation, Underwear, Camping and Football: Dropped the ball

Dropped the ball

By TrueStories - 13/04/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to a football sleepover with all of my teammates. I felt something near the bottom of my sleeping bag, and I pulled it up with my foot. My entire team watched me pull out a red thong. My parents had been on a camping trip the week before. FML

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You deserved it 4 139

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By rob - 23/11/2008 10:59 - France

Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML

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By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

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You deserved it 18 325

By DangerZone - 12/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML

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You deserved it 5 119

By volleyballgirl - 28/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

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You deserved it 32 716

By asdfghjkl - 10/02/2010 19:20 - United States

Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML

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You deserved it 26 115

Bad boy

By darlingditz - 02/04/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML

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Run run run!

By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 20:33 - United States - Roseburg

Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML

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You deserved it 3 646

By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 05:29 - United States - Lewis Center

Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML

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You deserved it 7 003

By Mackdaddy - 07/02/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I was at basketball practice and my coach asked me how my knee was. When I lifted my pants to show him, my cheetah print thong that had been stuck inside the pants from the dryer flew out to the ground. FML

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You deserved it 9 076

By Anonymous - 25/06/2010 09:36 - United States

Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my "friends". I woke up in my boxers with my hand glued to my forehead. FML

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You deserved it 5 717

boomBOOMshake 0

Monday 13 April 2009 15:59

You should have just played it off as the thong being from a girl who you had sex with, obvious thing to do in that awkward situation.

sebastian406 0

Monday 13 April 2009 16:00

Yeah.. but for all they know it's from the girl that you nailed the other night. They have no idea it's your parent's unless you told them.

Comments

Tehalon 0

Monday 13 April 2009 17:00

Anyone wanted to sniff it?

ZiggyMorrison 0

Monday 13 April 2009 17:08

30 or so guys full of testosterone sleeping together? there are bigger problems than the thong here

spidergirl41 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 18:40

Beautifully put.

cchamp27 0

Monday 13 April 2009 17:18

"Today, I went to a football sleepover" Well that's not gay

ImaBmyLonurTees 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 0:49

Lol. "Today I was at a football sleepover and the entire team saw my red thong." sounds about right.

charlieyon 0

Monday 13 April 2009 17:18

you shoulda played it off like it was some girls panties that you hooked up with or something, totally lame!

thinkpink 0

Monday 13 April 2009 17:20

Exactly my earlier pointtttt.... #22 AND #23...get lives and stop beeeinnggg jeallouusss!!!! (If you're confused refer to post #14)

koolkat27 13

Saturday 25 August 2012 9:16

Please calm down and learn to stop adding extra letters to every wordddddd!

trystesse 0

Monday 13 April 2009 17:20

haha i agree with #2--a football sleepover IS a little gay

redhusk89 0

Monday 13 April 2009 17:21

Ok seriously people. If a Coach says "Hey we're doing a team bonding sleepover" guess what you DO IT. That is of course if you ever want to see any playing time. That's kind of like the statment "If you guys live outside of town we won't make you come in for film" and yet those that don't come in never get to set foot on the field. He had no choice about the sleepover more than likely. Second his parents are retarded to not wash the bag after using it. Dude I feel bad for you but like many people have said make up a story about the chick you were making scream last night and then show the thong to your mom.

ImaBmyLonurTees 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 0:53

Who says it was mandatory? For all u know, coach knew nothing abt this. It could have been at a players' house. They might be on a semi pro team.

SpaceMonkeh 0

Monday 13 April 2009 17:22

I agree with the previous comments, play it off as the thong of a girl you screwed... unless you are a well known virgin. Then it might not work :P Also please note: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

iEnjoy3_14 0

Monday 13 April 2009 17:42

lol @ 30. why wouldn't you just play it off? instead you were an idiot for telling them that your parents went camping. you would still have the uncomfort of sleeping in the last place your parents boinked, but it wouldn't be as bad as the harassment.