Drunk MC

By Anonymous - 11/03/2013 14:03 - Sweden - Sundbyberg

Today, my dad has been hitting the bottle, and will only respond to anything I say in a slurred rap. FML
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"Brass Monkey - that funky Monkey Brass Monkey - junkie That funky Monkey"

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krazykyra 12

I'm pretty sure most rap careers start with alcohol. Maybe he's getting somewhere. :P

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outoftown 26

Now he really has something to admit at Alcoholics Anonymous. And you have a great tale for Al-Anon. Best of luck, OP.

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ThatPlankton 15

Artificial butta', word to your motha'

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RedPillSucks 31

Is your dad "Killer Bee" from Naruto Shuppuden??

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icepick23 12

Is your dad Mitch McConnell?

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MeowZebraMeow 7

I read this as your dad will only respond to you if you speak in a slurred rap. That sounds like it would be a lot funnier.

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MorganBrown 8

Personally, I would probably be that type of drunk myself; pure silly.

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