Drunken antics

By Screwed - 22/04/2009 17:46 - United States

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Today, I brought a cute guy back from the bar to have sex. He was drunk, so he had trouble getting it up, and I said jokingly, "You need to work on that." We fell asleep, and I woke up the next morning to him gone and a note that said, "You need to work on not farting in your sleep." FML
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ffpoisongirl 0

Come on honey, never insult a guy about his downstairs mixup. He'll lash out. No offense, but YDI.

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LuckyCharms_fml 0

He was just pissed off his junk was malfunctioning

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sodawater19 0

imo YDI 1) for bringing a random person to your home.....people are crazy 2) for bringing a drunk guy home to get laid bc I guess none of the sober ones will help you out 3) for making fun of his junk after he had too much drink I would have shaved your hair off while you were sleeping.

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FoundManyLemons 0

Anything that goes along the lines of ¨So I was drunk...¨ or ¨So I picked up this guy/girl at a bar...¨ is usually a YDI.

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KeithHarris 0

"you need to work on that?" if I were the guy I woulda sprayed shaving cream in your hair and peed on your couch before I left. YDI Oh and btw. Lots of women fart in their sleep. It's very common. buy glade plug-ins

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Osakhomen 0

Lol! You can't really help if you fart in your sleep... everyone does. And apparently men can't help it if they don't get hard while drunk. Not a FYL or YDI

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HurriKaty 4

"Today, I got really drunk and went home with a girl I thought was hot. I couldn't get it up, she made fun of me, and then farted all night through her sleep. FML. "

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tdawgheath 0

maybe he just didn't think you were attractive. I can get it up when I'm drunk...most of the time it's easier actually. Ugly hoe who farts in her sleep? YDI

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