Drunken antics

By Screwed - 22/04/2009 17:46 - United States

Spicy
Today, I brought a cute guy back from the bar to have sex. He was drunk, so he had trouble getting it up, and I said jokingly, "You need to work on that." We fell asleep, and I woke up the next morning to him gone and a note that said, "You need to work on not farting in your sleep." FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 539
You deserved it 87 600

Same thing different taste

Top comments

ffpoisongirl 0

Come on honey, never insult a guy about his downstairs mixup. He'll lash out. No offense, but YDI.

LuckyCharms_fml 0

He was just pissed off his junk was malfunctioning

Comments

Ender_ 0

Do not judge, lest ye be judged yourself. YDI

palmtrees 1

you brought a guy home that you knew was drunk and were didn't expect that problem?

login_fml 0

YDI for farting in your sleep

breaksprinter_ 0

Uh, "whose gay?" [you raise your hand] because you must me. haha. don't insult a man about his penis. jeeeeeez. ydi.

Alex_Marie 0

YDI for ******* guys you just met at a bar. Try not to flatulate so much anymore, K?

imgangstayo420 0

YDI...you said something to him, he said something back to you. that's how it works. you started it. if you didn't start it then maybe i'd say FYL.

ayee_bbygirll 0

thats disgusting. you really probably should work on that...

Moon_Kito 0

YDI, sorry but for one this isn't much of an FML because it was just payback. If you don't know the person that well you don't joke around about stuff like that. Even if you do know the person that's just mean. There are things you joke about and things you just leave alone.

You mean the farting didn't turn him on? :(