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Dumbass

By rackman007 - 13/05/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML

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You deserved it 92 009

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By can't win - 13/01/2015 16:25 - Australia

Today, I was cuddling my girlfriend. The TV was on behind me, with some kind of girl's basketball game playing. When I stared into my girlfriend's eyes, she accused me of trying to check out the girls by looking at their reflection in her eyes. FML

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You deserved it 3 458

By staringisrude - 27/08/2009 23:00 - United States

Today, at work, I was putting away clothes in the Men's department, when a guy came and started shopping in the aisle in front of me. He kept staring at me non-stop. Getting fed up, I said "What are you staring at?" Turns out he was wearing his sunglasses on the back of his head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 288

You deserved it 64 677

By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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You deserved it 6 761

It's not what you think

By lifedoessuck12 - 19/07/2009 14:13 - Philippines

Today, I had to wait outside Starbucks. While standing, I started daydreaming and didn't notice I had been staring at a table beside the window for a long time. Suddenly, someone came up to me and said, "Try not to be so obvious." Sitting at the table was a girl with a huge cleavage. FML

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You deserved it 11 785

By jordyn173 - 08/04/2012 03:19 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML

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You deserved it 3 590

It's not what you think! Come back!

By LonelyLoner - 26/11/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with a girl I like and her best friend. We had a good time, even talked for a few hours at the restaurant, but after we left, she stopped talking to me. Her friend told her that I kept staring at her chest; I was trying to see what her pendant was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 916

You deserved it 38 351

By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 18:24 - United States

Today, while on my way to the break room, it seemed as if everyone was staring at me and giving me odd looks. I asked my friend, "Did I get prettier overnight or something?" She answered, "No, your shirt is just see-through." FML

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You deserved it 30 915

Peacocking PUA syndrome

By hardtoignore - 03/10/2011 01:34 - United States

Today, after reading about seduction techniques, I wore shades and a brightly colored shirt to a club to attract female attention. However, the sunglasses rendered me almost blind, and I tripped over a step, crashed into tables, and thanks to the shirt, everyone saw it happen in glorious technicolor. FML

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You deserved it 45 762

By mhm - 06/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Woodbridge

Today, on the bus, I caught the eye of this ugly, sweaty girl giving me a death stare through the driver's mirror. I gave her a death stare back. Only then I realized I was staring at myself. FML

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You deserved it 37 449

Someone thinks highly of themself

By ballerphilip23 - 15/05/2009 17:11 - Austria

Today, I was standing on the packed bus home when I had a speck of dust in my lenses. As I couldn't rub it out, I tried blinking it out for the next five minutes. Then the hot girl opposite me screamed, "Stop winking at me, don't even think about it you ugly fuck!" FML

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You deserved it 2 979

maxson_fml 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 10:41

As soon as I read "stared at her breasts" I clicked YDI.

heavyop 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 10:41

And you didn't think she would notice when you turned your head to stare at her for a few minutes?!? YDI

Comments

dnotter 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 11:51

How did you not notice her looking at you while you were staring at her boobs? They're not that far away from the face...

mEeLa_fml 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 12:00

YDI creep I agree tho, if they're presented, it's fair game to look. LOOK not STARE... I don't stare at guys' packages tho. And a note to guys - friends don't let friends wear speedos... if you present your package wrapped in spandex we will look away and laugh. Don't try it.

scarredchild 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 12:00

I'm a woman but I don't mind men checking out the ****. I have pretty big breasts though so maybe Im just used to it. I would have just giggled inside and smiled at you.

24788 6

Thursday 14 May 2009 12:03

#20 Women = Impossible Once you think you got one figured out it's over. They flip it 180 degrees just to confuse you again. All you can really do is not screw up, but that's pretty much impossible.

tatertot8284 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 12:38

#18 I have no problem at a guy checking me out and thinking I'm cute or whatever, but staring directly st my boobs for a few minutes is invasive and off-limits. I check guys out, but I don't stare directly at their junk.

tatertot8284 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 12:40

Lol #24, if we were predictable, we'd be boring. Plus, we love to watch you squirm.

Thatguywhotrolls 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 8:20

Now that's just mean.

CodeMonkey123 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 12:51

thtas what you get for being a pervert!!!

anonimause 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 12:56

I'm a woman, but I have never understood why women let their cleavage show and then get all bent out of shape when a guy looks at it. I have a hard time not looking myself and I'm not even turned on by boobs. I can't imagine how hard it must be for a guy. I feel sorry for women with naturally big breasts who get leered at all the time, and women whose shirts betray them without them noticing, but when a woman purposely wears a low-cut blouse out in public, she can't choose who is going to look and for how long. I think you should stare as much as possible, and the grosser you are, the more you should stare. Next time she might think twice about wearing that slutty shirt.

xNephilim 18

Wednesday 24 November 2010 4:37

I don't know what kind of shirts you wear, but mine still show the, you know, general shape of my boobs. As far as I'm concerned, corsets that totally flatten the boobs out are NOT in style anymore.