Dumbass

By rackman007 - 13/05/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML
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maxson_fml 0

As soon as I read "stared at her breasts" I clicked YDI.

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heavyop 0

And you didn't think she would notice when you turned your head to stare at her for a few minutes?!? YDI

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catatonicsleep 17

You shouldn't stare whether you're wearing sunglasses or not.

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1215116a 14

Exactly to the point. (:

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hahayou12345 0

HAHA you perv. Do you get horny looking at women's breasts? YDI.

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redbluegreen 40

#1, exactly. Who the hell buys sunglasses and wears them without looking in the mirror? At least once? You even wore them to a basketball game. I don't get the point of you wearing them to begin with. Who does this? Plus, even if you weren't caught by her, you're still a pig.

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oooh_dear 0

haha. ive done that before. when i got new glasses and realized they werent my sunglasses. but i was still discreet about it.

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24788 6

haha, the rules of looking 1. You may look at a women **** if they are presented. 2. You have 3 seconds at most at every glance. 3. If there's a large man sitting next to her you better be fast or a huge guy yourself. 4. looking is free, but touching em will cost you. I'm a perv though.

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perogi 1

Seriously, if they are showing, check them out. If I had my c0ck out and no women admired it, I'd be sad.

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NuclearWinter 0

There are a lot of prudes and feminazis on FML. Girls are the most hypocritical. They checkout guys all the time but when a guy checks out a girl, he is "disgusting". If you're a woman and you're like this, you have to stop being so hypocritical.

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1215116a 14

Not always do we think it's disgusting, if they look at us in general, not at just are breast. See if a guy just stares at a womens boobs, it's would be like some lady staring down at your crotch. Weird and creepy right? XD That's what we think. (:

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jroxursox1 10

I'm not saying that guys are just so messed up. But when gawking is the correct word to use to describe how he was looking then and only then is it messed up.

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Peroxide 3

Staring at cleavage is like staring at the sun. You know you shouldnt but you just cant help yourself. And yes, sometimes you get burnt.

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jackgoldstein 5

ha! well played.

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ditlihi 0

I never understood myself why woman want to show it off then get upset when you look at it. Someone will have to explain that to me.

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1215116a 14

Well sometimes girls do it on purpose and see how many guys she can catch looking, which is stupid and slutty. But a lot of girls sometimes have a problem because they have larger breast and undershirts tend to fall a lot with a bigger bust, making them have cleavage when they don't want to. And of course we would get mad, I mean it's weird and perverted to stare down someones boobs! X(

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