Dumbass

By rackman007 - 13/05/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 276
You deserved it 92 009

Same thing different taste

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maxson_fml 0

As soon as I read "stared at her breasts" I clicked YDI.

And you didn't think she would notice when you turned your head to stare at her for a few minutes?!? YDI

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elfuzzo 0

I think the "if they don't want people to stare they shouldn't wear shirts that are so slutty!" thought process is the same one that leads to burkha's. Women don't need to be covered up more, men need to learn some self-control. There is no excuse at all for staring (of course, there's nothing wrong with noticing and taking a quick glance. There's a difference).

@ 25, judging by your picture, i dont think any guys are gonna be checking you out anytime soon.

#28...sorry WHAT? How about those of us with naturally big breasts who, without wearing polo necks all day, everyday can't help but be showing a little cleavage? Do you know how unflattering high necks are on busty women? As someone has mentioned before, I'm used to people looking at my boobs, and I don't really worry about that, I find it hard not to look at others myself.. but 'look' is the crucial word here...not leer or stare as some disgusting men (and you) seem to think is acceptable. How I 'deserve' that for working with what I was given I don't know.

You're the reason why I wear sweaters in public places when I wear low crop shirts. You ain't seeing anything, only my boyfriend gets the rights.

dreamofme 0

#20 - it's either a woman or women... But the point is: We're allowed to wear something that we deem flattering if we're going out with *our* own friends who we trust. And glancing at a woman (like just giving her the once-over), even though it can still be awkward is COMPLETELY different from staring at her rack for a few minutes. If you're one of those millions of guys who wears your pants wrapped underneath your butt and lets the whole world see your boxers and a belt that you're obviously not using, after awhile it might make *you* feel uncomfortable if a woman spent the whole night with her eyes glued to your crotch. And if it doesn't, you're a complete horndog and should think about growing some self-respect or getting laid more often. -_-

Laiaira 0

You're an idiot. (And only for your sunglasses being clear - not because you were leering at her boobies.)

NisPe_BITCH 0