Early learner

By Michele - 18/01/2010 00:32 - United States

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Today, while babysitting a six year-old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his undies and pointed at his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML
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Radi0Waves 0

That kid already has so much more game than me.

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shankapotamous15 3

haha "my penis is on". little kid has a crush on you. good luck with that! lmao

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Vayerman 4

Show him your prizes! They are paying you! Geez.

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Sekococo 0

-.- why would a two year old say penis and not the kiddish version like pee pee or some other stuff. Usually parents dont teach the proper word untill there a little older, but it whats ever. your gonna be the next Pedobear :D smile for the mugshot - i suggest you get a new job QUICK!

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Phoenix_GAD 0

the kid was 6, not 2...

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shankapotamous15 3

hey...the chick didn't ask the kid to whip out his stuff.

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jpest17 5

duhhh studies show kids know their sex role by month 6, I knew what sex was in kindergaurden I even had a crush lol

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fatchick27 0

#96 -- i had a crush in kindergarden too.. but i didnt know what sex was.. wtf? where would u learn that at 5 yrs old?

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ugh_a_lug 7

Yah, my friend told me what sex was when I was in first or second grade. I think her parents had told her for some reason. I was thoroughly disgusted at the time, but it goes to show that kids can know about sex at a young age.

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fa11en 0

Talk to his parents, such behaviors are NOT ok

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MacOSXpert 7

Wow..this proves that sexism like those evony ads on the web and all these commercials/billboards/posters/shirts with women being objectified are the reason kids are like this!

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fudrick 0

How does this prove that at all, #108?

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yummylicious 5

everyone sayin I love this kid are PEDAPHILES!!! eeew, f$@! someone your own age

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lightburns 10

I was staying with a family with little kids, and the boy got out his penis in front of me too. I guess that kids will try to push the boundaries.. If it's something they know is not socially acceptable, they're going to push to find out where the boundaries are... Of course, the OP did have it a little bit worse with the erection/boobies. But then, I had the fun of the kids asking me whether I had a penis or not for ages. What fun it is to be transgendered when the parent doesn't want the kids to know about such things!

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