Kids, Sex, Virginity, Awkward and Intimacy: Early start

Early start

By KoNi - 21/11/2008 07:23 - France

Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

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You deserved it 6 475

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By Ribbed for Her Disaster - 04/04/2013 16:04 - United Kingdom - Orpington

Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML

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By aces10 - 25/01/2009 13:52 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year-old virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2012 18:55 - United Kingdom - Southwold

Today, my parents heard from my sister that I'd recently lost my virginity to my girlfriend. I've never been bitched out so viciously in my life, and yet my sister, whom everyone knows has had numerous casual sexual partners this year, is treated like a princess 24/7. FML

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By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2013 16:38 - United States - Spencer

Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML

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By blegh - 27/12/2011 21:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

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You deserved it 8 884

By Okay - 31/10/2009 15:59 - United States

Today, my sister had her first kiss. She was very excited and she told me all about it. She then asked me to tell her about the first time I kissed a guy, what it was like, who it was with, etc. I had to make one up. I have never been kissed before. My sister is 6 years younger than me. FML

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You deserved it 6 119

Uptight girl, she's been living in her uptight world…

By TheVirginJenny - 07/10/2012 00:05 - United States - Spanaway

Today, my teenage daughter asked me how old I was when I lost my virginity. I sarcastically replied that I'm still a virgin. She looked at me blankly and said, "Jeez, no wonder you're so uptight. You need to get laid, mom." FML

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You deserved it 7 890

By LovesHisHand - 20/09/2009 20:55 - United States

Today, I was in my 15-year-old sister’s room when I found birth control pills. I told my parents, who responded by saying, "Sex is beautiful thing." When I was her age my parents caught me pleasuring myself, and smashed my laptop with a hammer, all while calling me "filthy" and "immoral". FML

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You deserved it 9 941

By gross - 11/06/2016 07:56 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML

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You deserved it 2 086

texmas 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 2:21

I'm 19 and still a virgin. It's not for lack of opportunity, I just don't want to give it up for just anyone.

Jenny_Alles 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 18:09

That's ****** up. Talk to your sister or something before she gets chlamydia.

Comments

cd14_fml 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 1:23

******* *****

Synixia 6

Thursday 11 November 2010 16:00

im sorry for you being 19, but itll be gone eventually so dont worry. as for your sister, she probably is underage for the whole consent thing, but technically it was her choice, so why is everyone making a big deal out of it?

Ashley1409 0

Wednesday 25 May 2011 1:06

you speak like your virginity is a disease, saying that it'll be gone soon, don't worry. SMH

solegit 0

Friday 19 November 2010 9:48

what i want to know is how #2 is replying to #11

Sweetie2u 1

Sunday 12 December 2010 9:41

owned

Sweetie2u 1

Sunday 12 December 2010 9:43

and thats something to be proud of?

kkh12 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 20:09

Your poor sister. Looking back a lot of these silly 13 and 14 year olds will realize what they've given up. Innocence is rare these days, but virtue is such an important thing to have. I'm 19 and I'm not a virgin. I don't condemn sex. It's a natural human thing, but you don't know what you are getting into until later on. It is supposed to be a physical and emotional connection. Sex between two people is meant to be and ultimate gift of love and commitment to each other. If you don't have that experience then you are just giving yourself away without purpose. Your sister probably just got caught up in her hormones or trying to fit in. Most kids that age are all talk. They really have no clue.

Hehehohaha 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 6:06

I lost mine at 13 n all the girls i talked to lost it around the same age (to me) they or me don't regret it at all. N if they're ****** then my whole high school is filled with a bunch of ******

L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

Monday 30 May 2011 15:45

your whole school is filled with bunch of ******...

gela2407 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 10:59

omg. what kind of family life and network of people are these kids surrounded by that they think it is ok to have sex at such a young age?! kids who can't take care of themselves have no business having sex. and douchebags who condone this kind of behavior and lifestyle should be reported to the police.