Kids, Pranks and Transportation: Ecological hazard

Ecological hazard

By waterballoons - 27/07/2009 08:35 - United States

Today, it was a pretty nice day so I decided I would take a walk through the park to get to work instead of driving. Healthier and better for the planet, right? Wrong. Some little bratty kids were bored apparently and decided to hide behind trees and peg me with water balloons. FML

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By CarrieRedburn - 27/07/2011 08:09 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML

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By Natalie - 01/04/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML

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Paranoid much?

By Anonymous - 14/10/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, I got pushed around by several suspicious mothers in a playground. I just wanted to sit down and rest my feet while I waited for my wife to finish her shopping across the street. FML

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Handful

By Abeille - 17/03/2011 00:50 - Canada

Today, I thought I'd take my little sister to the park. After getting bored of playing on the climbers, she thought it would be funny to throw some mud at me; too bad mud wasn’t the only chunky brown stuff on the ground. FML

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By sandyseashells10 - 13/11/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML

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By COCKYmanUSC - 12/09/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML

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Fresh air

By Ceecee - 22/03/2023 04:00 - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk in the park. I was enjoying the fresh air until my dog spotted a squirrel and took off running. I ended up getting dragged through the mud and had to walk home covered in dirt and scratches. FML

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The climate is whack

By fax4voice3 - 03/03/2021 11:01 - United States - Greenwich

Today, it was an unusually warm day after many weeks of typical subfreezing temperatures, so my family and I went for a walk in the park. We all came back with mosquito bites. FML

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Headshot

By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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Free kick

By steph - 01/06/2009 04:50 - Canada

Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML

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coloradodude12 0

Monday 27 July 2009 20:12

I hate undisciplined kids.

shewasalmost18 0

Monday 27 July 2009 20:06

saved yourself a shower, al gore

Comments

Butterbuns 1

Monday 27 July 2009 20:18

Omg, you got wet! How awful! Unless you're the Wicked Witch of the West, how is that such a huge problem? You didn't melt, get over it.

mobius8 0

Monday 27 July 2009 20:18

YDI it for writing such a retarded sounded FML.

Rouge_Plague 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 3:02

I wonder, if we could see irony........what color would it be? I know we would be seeing a lot of it right now.

darkbluemango 0

Monday 27 July 2009 20:20

This isn't a YDI, or a FYL. This is a "that's just freaking hilarious."

bookworm124 0

Monday 27 July 2009 20:21

I agree with #11. It's summer. You should be able to dry off quickly.

iheartsnapple 0

Monday 27 July 2009 20:59

put on a pair of slacks and a button down shirt, go outside, and spray yourself down with a hose. then sit in a over-air conditioned office for 6 hours. it doesn't sounds that bad, but clothes take forever to dry, especially when your indoors. Not to mention whatever he was carrying (i.e. laptop, briefcase, ipod, cell phone) probably got messed up by the water.

amateur_ninja 0

Monday 27 July 2009 20:29

you already did your part to save the planet. now start fire underneath the trees the brats are in. let's see if they have enough water baloons.

travisxdrakex3 0

Monday 27 July 2009 21:40

LMAO WIN!!!

xxlillyxx 0

Monday 27 July 2009 20:30

ok this FML made me laugh. so what if his life isnt ******??? it was still a funny story... i mean if the only fmls that were posted we real and were acctually horrible then we would prob only get about 2 per month!!!! i mean give the guy a break!!!!!!!