Cancer and Health: Empty gesture

Empty gesture

By Anonymous - 31/10/2015 05:44 - Canada - London

Today, my mother in law basically said I deserve my breast cancer, all because I declined to take part in one of her "March Against Cancer" events a while ago. I guess donating money to cancer research instead of going on a meaningless march really messed up my karma. FML

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You deserved it 1 800

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By hail science - 10/09/2019 00:01

Today, I found out that my mother, who's been against me seeking treatment for my cancer, has been going to different churches and charities to get donations for her "poor ailing daughter." I've not seen a dime of this money, and my mom just tells me to pray my cancer away. FML

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You deserved it 155

By iamsolid - 20/10/2012 15:10 - United States

Today, my sister-in-law was diagnosed with breast cancer. My mother then confided in me that she suspected it was a prank to get more money from our family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 946

You deserved it 1 752

By Anonymous - 24/10/2012 09:21 - United States

Today, a cashier asked me if I would like to donate to breast cancer research. Since I have already made my donations this month, I politely declined. The cashier snorted and said, "Maybe you'll feel differently if someone you love got cancer." I'm a two-year survivor. FML

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You deserved it 2 448

By hail science! - 10/08/2019 16:00

Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom. Apparently, my seeking medicinal treatments for my cancer is blasphemous. According to her, I should just pray my cancer away. FML

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You deserved it 117

Thanks for the miracle

By howinthenameofholyfuck?! - 16/07/2020 17:01

Today, after being diagnosed with breast cancer, enduring months of tortuous chemo, having painful radiation treatments and having had my tubes tied, I realized I’ve become the butt of an incredibly cruel cosmic joke. I got pregnant from the one-night stand I had to celebrate beating cancer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 229

You deserved it 631

By DontGetSlapped - 18/02/2013 00:24 - United States - Conway

Today, my mom called me a "heartless bitch" for eating the last Hot Pocket. This is coming from a woman who, just last week, faked having cancer to get out of a speeding ticket. FML

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You deserved it 2 533

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2021 14:01

Today, I saw a Facebook post from my mom about my cancer, how she’s exhausted caring for me, and quit her job to be by my side, blah blah blah. The woman hasn’t set foot in my house in 11 months after I got a restraining order against her, and my "cancer" is a mole I’m getting removed next week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 160

You deserved it 135

By Anonymous Cunt - 24/11/2012 19:38 - Netherlands - Blaricum

Today, my mom had a tantrum and screamed at me over my use of bronzer. She called me a selfish bitch and claimed that I'm somehow slowly giving myself skin cancer. FML

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You deserved it 17 625

Estranged

By freamly - 16/03/2021 17:01

Today, I called my mother to tell her about my terminal cancer diagnosis. She responded with, "What makes you think I care at all?" before hanging up. FML

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You deserved it 99

By imobesejk - 17/07/2011 00:19 - United States

Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML

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You deserved it 2 822

llamarrama01 21

Sunday 1 November 2015 0:09

What a bitch! Good luck in your recovery and keep strong!

HollyQuinn 21

Sunday 1 November 2015 0:10

Cancer is a bitch, just like your mother in law. I really hope you get better <3

Comments

healthcarechick 9

Sunday 1 November 2015 2:34

What a bitch!!!! Don't worry Karma will get your monster in law and the bitch will rot in hell too! Prayers for you! Good luck, stay strong and keep your head up and fight!!!!!!!

beantownchivette 8

Sunday 1 November 2015 2:35

Cancer is a mean little bastard. Good luck in your fight OP

sighlifeman 12

Sunday 1 November 2015 2:46

husbands you can choose em... but not their mothers

bsnowxo 12

Sunday 1 November 2015 2:58

Im so glad my mother in law is dead! She was such a **** to me from the start.

KeannaLove 32

Sunday 1 November 2015 13:11

That's a really horrible thing to say even if she was mean to you.

bsnowxo 12

Monday 2 November 2015 6:33

Meh i have no feelings towards her.. She lost all my respect. She was breaking me and my man up and now she is dead so no more problems LMFAAAO yay mee