Friends, Dogs, Smells and Animals: Enhanced senses

Enhanced senses

By Spec - 18/04/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, my blind friend bragged to a group of people that she knew all of us by smell. We all took turns standing in front of her, and she would tell us who we were. When I got in front of her, she thought I was my dog. FML

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You deserved it 10 204

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By It'd be nice to see you too. - 09/06/2014 02:17 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, at my all-night senior party, I was talking to the blind girl who I haven't had classes with since 9th grade. I unthinkingly opened the conversation with "Nice to see you again." FML

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You deserved it 9 691

By RC - 25/10/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my cousin and I were out on the boardwalk. I walked to the railing next to a man and said, "Great view isn't it?" Then I found out that the man was blind and had a seeing eye dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 336

You deserved it 10 450

By Anonymous - 22/10/2012 00:29 - United States - Bellingham

Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 555

You deserved it 59 125

By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML

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You deserved it 3 372

By Anonymous - 14/10/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, I found out that the blind man I've been helping for months at the grocery store by carrying his shopping around and stuff was actually faking his blindness. FML

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You deserved it 3 763

Easy mistake to make

By Anonymous - 11/12/2021 19:59 - Germany

Today, I was running down the street after my dog, arms waving and clapping, when my friend said to some curious passers-by, “Oh, never mind that, she’s deaf and has dementia.” From their looks, I don’t think they realized he meant the dog. FML

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You deserved it 141

By GreenScar - 11/03/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, my brother's new girlfriend, who is blind, asked to feel my face so she could tell what I look like. She said I was "unique". A blind chick just told me I was ugly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 812

You deserved it 5 636

By apparently_disabled - 17/04/2015 06:24 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I was trying to make a good impression with my fiancé's friends. After a few hours, I thought all was going well. As I walked to the washroom, I heard, "So what disability does she have? No one can be like that without something wrong in their brain." FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 138

You deserved it 2 936

By Not So Smart - 23/07/2010 23:47 - Canada

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 583

You deserved it 48 023

By wsumt - 29/01/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML

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You deserved it 30 476

Jcsati8 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:22

someone smells like a bitch!

MaranDoll 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:16

Get some new deodorant? :P

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SVelasquez 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 0:32

Nothing quite says "take a shower" like being mistaken for your dog by a blind person.

Nanospeed 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 0:40

Time to pull out the Old Spice

Dragonmouth 4

Sunday 19 April 2009 0:49

That actually does make sense. Who pets and cuddles your dog more than you?

BigLord 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 1:02

Funny how there are actually some blind people here in fmylife.com :/ Also, not really a FML, it just means you love your dog a lot :P

PeachNinja 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 1:27

YDI. wash your dog?

Kellayy 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 1:51

Wow way to insult the dog :/

iamSTEVE 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 1:56

Lay off the **********.

MOL_fml 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 2:19

High Five for not taking showers ;) ! @#28 lol.

Jabulls 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 2:24

Wow, this was a perfect setup for some wicked comments yet....you all failed, miserably. :(

a_boat 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 2:49

Pets typically look like, act like, and yes, smell like their owners. Nothing FML-worthy here.

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Enhanced senses

Same thing different taste

Easy mistake to make

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