Friends, Dogs, Smells and Animals: Enhanced senses

Enhanced senses

By Spec - 18/04/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, my blind friend bragged to a group of people that she knew all of us by smell. We all took turns standing in front of her, and she would tell us who we were. When I got in front of her, she thought I was my dog. FML

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By It'd be nice to see you too. - 09/06/2014 02:17 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, at my all-night senior party, I was talking to the blind girl who I haven't had classes with since 9th grade. I unthinkingly opened the conversation with "Nice to see you again." FML

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By RC - 25/10/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my cousin and I were out on the boardwalk. I walked to the railing next to a man and said, "Great view isn't it?" Then I found out that the man was blind and had a seeing eye dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2012 00:29 - United States - Bellingham

Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, I found out that the blind man I've been helping for months at the grocery store by carrying his shopping around and stuff was actually faking his blindness. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2021 19:59 - Germany

Today, I was running down the street after my dog, arms waving and clapping, when my friend said to some curious passers-by, “Oh, never mind that, she’s deaf and has dementia.” From their looks, I don’t think they realized he meant the dog. FML

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By GreenScar - 11/03/2009 04:45 - United States

Today, my brother's new girlfriend, who is blind, asked to feel my face so she could tell what I look like. She said I was "unique". A blind chick just told me I was ugly. FML

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By apparently_disabled - 17/04/2015 06:24 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I was trying to make a good impression with my fiancé's friends. After a few hours, I thought all was going well. As I walked to the washroom, I heard, "So what disability does she have? No one can be like that without something wrong in their brain." FML

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By Not So Smart - 23/07/2010 23:47 - Canada

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

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By wsumt - 29/01/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, my friend and I were in a hallway talking while a man kept walking by and turning around. I then asked him "WHAT are you LOOKING for!". It was a blind man. FML

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Jcsati8 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:22

someone smells like a bitch!

MaranDoll 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:16

Get some new deodorant? :P

Comments

Kickinchicken213 3

Sunday 19 April 2009 2:57

The REAL FML story... "Today, I was sitting over by the window watching the neighbor's cat when I noticed my master was playing a game in the other room. I looked over at the open doorway to see what was happening and heard his blind friend say that he smelt like ME. FML."

thhopelessrmntc 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 3:02

Were you playing with your dog before? Or was your dog near your clothes? Because if it was bathed recently, VERY recently... animals have STRONG scents, and since your friend is more sensitive to smell... well, you get it. Or your friend has an awesome sense of humor! If not, well... FYL & shower? lol.

babygrrrL 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 3:11

maybe your dog smells delicious ya never know

becky_becks 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 3:24

That really isn't an FYL....your dog lives with you....your going to have some sort of dog scent on you.

gordonfreeman_fml 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 3:27

How about you take a friggen bath.

allisnciao 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 3:57

hha no big deal...you own a dog...you smell like it.

Kitty34_fml 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 3:59

This isn't so bad. You and your dog live in the same house, so you're bound to smell alike. If you own a breed like St. Bernard, yeah, that sucks because they are messy. But some breeds are really clean and barely smell in the first place.