Equality

By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 07:35 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend was disgusted because I dropped a Skittle on the floor and ate it. He thought peeing on me in the shower was just fine. FML
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1awliet 8

He's obviously never heard of the 3 second rule.

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MLK12345 4

So if you drop a skittle on the ground, and I manage to shit on it and pee on it in under 3 seconds, would you still eat it?

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MoZZie_fml 0

at least you weren't out to dinner when he peed on you. it rinses rigut off in the shower.

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JinxosGirl87 0

At least he didn't pee inside of you thinking that you would like it and be disappointed when you don't feel a thing. Just sayin'.

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xjt350 5

Pee inside? I've never heard of that one!

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ty1992_farmlife 12

That sounds screwed up.. she used the 5second rule (hopefully) she's fine, him peeing on her not so fine

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kemando 22

Well technically it is, it's being rinsed off has he does it where as floors carry bacteria and such.

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kemando 22

Point is pee on skin being rinsed off is harmless.

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farhil 14

Except you don't type on surfaces that are as dirty as, say, a bathroom floor? Or even as dirty as the bottom of a shoe. The floor is as dirty as the dirtiest place that anyone has set foot in. Rather disgusting if you think about it.

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bubbywaldo 0

Oh good god, who cares if urine is sterile? That is not the point!! Peeing on someone is not a kind and loving act of sex or intimacy, it is a weird disrespectful put down.

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obviousboy 8

Well, urine is sterile, so unless the floor off of which you just ate was, you technically performed the more disgusting act. :P

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iamyourgod 3

So to clarify, were you in the shower at the same time? If you were that's a little gross, if you weren't who cares. Who doesn't pee in the shower by themselves?

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