Escape route

By crap - 26/03/2009 08:37 - Thailand

Spicy
Today, I went out with this girl I really liked and she came back to my place. Things were heating up and we ended up having sex. I was on top and really into it but in the middle of it she held up her wrist and said, "Huh, look at the time, I gotta get home." She wasn't wearing a watch. FML
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Tucatz 0

You may need to work on your technique a little.

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Bassorandy 0

She MUST have meant her biological clock, right? Women don't need watches for those kinds of things. Come on buddy, think on the bright side.

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Jimboom 11

You sure you were in the right hole?

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braFTW 0

How long did intercourse last before she left? Maybe it was taking too long...

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Jimboom 11

True. If it goes on too long girls can get numb down there and get bored. Sometimes a mid-sex break helps. ;-)

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FusioN_fml 0

who ever think's it's a YDI, you're a ******* moron. who DESERVES to be stood up like that just because their penis is small? it's not their fault.

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CocoTheTruth 5

who said anything about a small pebis? yours must be, :/

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Qwermy 16

"it's not the length of the vector; it's how you apply the force" -my physics teacher

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Lou_Briccant 0

Hey man, it could be the girl got second thoughts. Don't worry about it too much. Have a pint of ice cream, maybe a glass of wine.

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Anonymus101 4

Damn, that's just wrong, but you gotta work on your execution when you're in there.

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jessywoo 0

hahaha this is hilarious. And by "this" i mean all the comments. #16, chill out a little. and #8 is awesome. :D

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