Animals: Every day is Caturday

Every day is Caturday

By Zoey_M - 08/07/2013 23:26 - Saudi Arabia - Riyadh

Today, my older brother told me that the only reason I like cats is because they control minds. I laughed. He was serious. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Christine - 09/05/2009 06:08 - United States

Today, I saw my little brother playing with my new kitten. He is only five and isn't very gentle so I took the cat away and told him "You can't play with the cat! I don't think he likes you very much!" In a joking tone. The cat then bit and clawed my face. FML

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Take it seriously

By Sis in crisis - 27/10/2024 03:00 - United States - Glendale

Today, I had to temporarily block my brother from calling me because every day for the last week or two he has called me just to yell, "THEY ARE EATING THE DOGS! THEY ARE EATING THE CATS!" before hanging up. He thinks it's hilarious. FML

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By My rapey cat (doesn't even have balls) - 21/04/2018 01:30

Today, my 20-year-old sister is taking care of my cat while I am out of state. She sent a photo of him "playing in a silly way" with her kitty. I then had to very seriously explain to her that in the photo, my cat and her cat were trying to make more cats. FML

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By PO'd big bro - 13/01/2015 01:11 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I had to call a few different women and explain to them that my little brother had catfished them. I had to do it because he is mute and my parents were too busy screaming at him. FML

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Cats will be cats

By Seasoned Cat Veteran - 18/04/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I'm watching my brother's cat while he's gone. I'm a seasoned cat veteran, having been around cats my whole life, but I never thought I would ever have to say, "Bob, why did you jump into the trashcan again?" with complete seriousness. This cat is WEIRD. And I've seen quite a few oddball cats before. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, my little brother was playing with my cat, getting it to chase a laser pointer. He thought it would be funny to shine the laser pointer over my nuts. FML

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By Username - 29/07/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML

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By seriously - 24/05/2013 07:04 - United States

Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML

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By Normal - 13/12/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML

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By hairless - 09/10/2011 03:53 - Canada

Today, I learned the hard way that your little brother is not joking when he threatens to shave your eyebrows if you don't let him watch cartoons. FML

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Aeroxx1337 17

Tuesday 9 July 2013 8:37

Cats can't control minds, that's ridiculous. A cat isn't making me type this. Please help.

Pwn17 25

Tuesday 9 July 2013 8:28

I can haz cheezburger... You gives it now... I commandz it.

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Bostern 29

Tuesday 9 July 2013 8:31

Just 'cause he doesn't like pussy.

tehdarkness 21

Tuesday 9 July 2013 8:33

They are definitely evil, but mind control is pushing it. I kinda think they're all like Stewy from Family Guy.

graceinsheepwear 33

Tuesday 9 July 2013 8:36

But there's no way to prove he isn't right, is there? (cue twilight zone music)

Aeroxx1337 17

Tuesday 9 July 2013 8:37

Cats can't control minds, that's ridiculous. A cat isn't making me type this. Please help.

cottoncandymango 17

Tuesday 9 July 2013 8:44

He may know you a little all too well...

ILoveMyArm 15

Tuesday 9 July 2013 8:48

Why the sudden upchuck of cat posts?

mdcdeve 10

Tuesday 9 July 2013 9:25

Cats can affect the mind in a way, look into toxoplasmosis.

mosquito19 14

Tuesday 9 July 2013 9:29

did you tell him it's controlling his mind?

Accuraxy 10

Tuesday 9 July 2013 9:43

They control my crazy cat lady neighbor's mind O_O

Wakachulak 22

Tuesday 9 July 2013 9:52

Cats? There goes the IQ...

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Today, I had an interview for a job in a professor's lab. He seemed like a really nice, grandfatherly old guy. We got up to go take a look around the lab, and he held out his arms really wide to me… so I went in for a hug. Turns out he was just gesturing for me to go through the door first. FML

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Every day is Caturday

Same thing different taste

Take it seriously

Cats will be cats

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