Customers, Restaurants and Work: Ewwww, gross

Ewwww, gross

By Tancred - 15/09/2011 07:36 - Canada

Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when a guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached into his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML

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By militarywife2b - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - France

Today, at work, I watched a man throw up in his hands, dump the contents on his plate, then eat the things it "didn't touch." I had to wash his plate. FML

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By jules - 10/03/2011 07:53 - United States

Today, an older man sat next to me while he ate his lunch. He dropped what I assumed was his cutlery. Wanting to help out, I picked it up off the floor. It was his teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 16:00

Today, I was at my job as a dental assistant and I was told to take an X-ray of a woman's teeth. As soon as I put the foam piece into her mouth, she projectile-vomited all over me and the floor. I had just started my 5-hour shift. FML

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By Sara - 27/05/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Midway through dinner, I felt something stuck in my teeth and, trying to be discreet, attempted to remove it. In the process, I flicked a piece of food across the table and it landed in his drink. He looked at it, then at me, then sighed. FML

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By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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By Eyalsh - 30/01/2015 04:53 - Germany - Greifswald

Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML

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buys case of Listerine

By Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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By Toothy_Peg - 13/06/2009 15:13 - Australia

Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML

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No third base for you

By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Wakefield

Today, I went to a restaurant for a second date. As we were eating, a piece of food got stuck in my teeth. I tried to discreetly remove it, but ended up spitting it across the table and onto my date's glasses. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 19/09/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML

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gigglingalways 6

Thursday 15 September 2011 16:04

Hey. A tip is a tip.

Mjwnenrjs 17

Thursday 15 September 2011 16:04

Nasty

Comments

Snafuusmc 12

Thursday 15 September 2011 16:30

Ah WTF? I'm eating here!

trellz17 19

Thursday 15 September 2011 16:33

So I guess the bathroom was too far huh? (rolls eyes)

rvontr88 21

Thursday 15 September 2011 16:38

That's horrifying.

juliushater 12

Thursday 15 September 2011 16:42

thanks i just puked, thanks alot

anorexicbarbie 8

Thursday 15 September 2011 17:04

That's...doubtful.

DragonBro 4

Thursday 15 September 2011 17:20

That's delicious

WCARlover 34

Thursday 15 September 2011 17:25

That was your tip. You didn't appreciate it?!

HannahLouise96 13

Thursday 15 September 2011 17:43

*Gag*

badactor009 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 19:41

An FML for your own profile. Gave me a laugh. Thanks.

unmistakablyamaz 4

Thursday 15 September 2011 17:48

If he didn't brush his teeth, it's very likely it was his tooth. Or, even if he brushed his teeth, some people have weak, gross gums and their teeth will fall out easily. So, it most definitely could have been the guy's tooth....