Customers, Restaurants and Work: Ewwww, gross

Ewwww, gross

By Tancred - 15/09/2011 07:36 - Canada

Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when a guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached into his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML

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By militarywife2b - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - France

Today, at work, I watched a man throw up in his hands, dump the contents on his plate, then eat the things it "didn't touch." I had to wash his plate. FML

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By jules - 10/03/2011 07:53 - United States

Today, an older man sat next to me while he ate his lunch. He dropped what I assumed was his cutlery. Wanting to help out, I picked it up off the floor. It was his teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2019 16:00

Today, I was at my job as a dental assistant and I was told to take an X-ray of a woman's teeth. As soon as I put the foam piece into her mouth, she projectile-vomited all over me and the floor. I had just started my 5-hour shift. FML

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By Sara - 27/05/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Midway through dinner, I felt something stuck in my teeth and, trying to be discreet, attempted to remove it. In the process, I flicked a piece of food across the table and it landed in his drink. He looked at it, then at me, then sighed. FML

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By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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By Eyalsh - 30/01/2015 04:53 - Germany - Greifswald

Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML

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buys case of Listerine

By Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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By Toothy_Peg - 13/06/2009 15:13 - Australia

Today, I got a meat pie for lunch. I bit into it and felt something hard. I spat it out. It was a tooth. I checked my mouth in a panic and discovered, with mixed feelings of relief and horror, that the tooth wasn’t mine. FML

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No third base for you

By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Wakefield

Today, I went to a restaurant for a second date. As we were eating, a piece of food got stuck in my teeth. I tried to discreetly remove it, but ended up spitting it across the table and onto my date's glasses. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 19/09/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch on my break. When I got back to work, I noticed I had something in my teeth. After trying to get it out with my tongue, I finally went to my car for some floss. I ended up pulling a 4 inch pube out of my back teeth. It certainly wasn't mine. FML

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gigglingalways 6

Thursday 15 September 2011 16:04

Hey. A tip is a tip.

Mjwnenrjs 17

Thursday 15 September 2011 16:04

Nasty

Comments

amadais 1

Thursday 15 September 2011 16:10

Atleast that wasnt your tip

all4pooh 4

Friday 16 September 2011 6:47

I read this in Brian's voice

jkmartinjk 16

Thursday 15 September 2011 16:15

How could he deserve this..?

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Thursday 15 September 2011 20:10

How do half of these people who post FMLs get any "You deserve it" votes? People are retarded -.-

BrianAlarcon 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 16:17

I can tell he doesnt brush....

jlperry31 10

Thursday 15 September 2011 16:17

should have said that requires extra tip

mom2pen 4

Thursday 15 September 2011 16:22

I was guessing this happened in Arkansas! No Canada

wild_n_out 8

Thursday 15 September 2011 17:06

Not funny. I live in Arkansas and we are more than just rednecks. Rednecks are found in every state. K, bye.

cooperd52 6

Thursday 15 September 2011 16:24

It's probably tobacco not a tooth

jerico616 14

Thursday 15 September 2011 16:24

Where the Hell do you work, some redneck truck stop in Tennessee???

MistressKira 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 22:14

Well, seeing that the user posted it was in Canada, I suppose everyone can't blame all the nasty stuff on America.

OfficeNinja 5

Friday 16 September 2011 15:22

your right. it's always either Canada, or Alabama. sometimes Arkansas. the rest of the world, including the other 48 states of the USA, are ok :)

DocBastard 38

Thursday 15 September 2011 16:24

His loss is your gain. That's at least $1 that he lost from the tooth fairy! Ha, what an idiot!

perdix 29

Thursday 15 September 2011 16:27

"Don't you want to take that home and put it under your pillow? Maybe the Hillbilly Tooth Fairy will give you a bottle of moonshine or a can of Skoal."