Ewwwwww

By Faluna - 17/02/2011 21:27 - Sweden

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Today, I found out that the mysterious yellow mould that won't come off my apartment floor is in fact the remains of a condom my room-mate used when she was f*cking her boyfriend in my bed. Afterwards, she apparently threw it on the floor and let it lie there. For three weeks. FML
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randiZ25 0

use her tooth brush to scrub it off

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CourtneyDanielle_fml 9

Put it under her pillow.

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perdix 29

Well, at least you can say you got some.

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perdix 29

Not in the FUN way, but literally she did when she was trying to clean up the "mess."

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cdatribe23 0

ur roomate is f***ing disgusting.

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FYLDeep 25

Kick your roommate out. That's pretty disgusting that they would **** in your bed, let alone leave a condom lying next to it. It's hard to believe there's so many shitheads in this world.

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kweenbitch 0

Y-******-DI!!!!!! you didn't notice that shit on your floor for three weeks?! even if it is your roommates, you shouldn've noticed it. pig.

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aandra 1

Don't get so excited... Maybe she was out of the flat for three weeks?

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kweenbitch 0

who da **** is excited? btw, the probability of the original roomie not being around for 3 weeks is slim to none. ****.

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aandra 1

As Terry Pratchet said: “More than three exclamation marks are a sure sign of an insane mind.” Besides, you are obviously getting a bit too excited if you need to call me a **** just because I wrote a comment you didn't like. Also, it is highly probable that OP was, for example, on the holidays for three weeks.

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yazmi_09 3

agree with aandra, doubt op walked next to it said "oh hey used condom!" and left it there to froth bacteria, she was most likely out of town or something

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samadams42 0

you are a queen bitch YOU COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE PRICK BITCH OVERIES GONE PSYCO *****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hows that for insane.

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DearlyBeloved20 3

Its pretty insane

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aandra 1

#71 First of all, please read the "FMyLife's comments policy" as it says not to post "any shocking or hateful comments about other users(...)" Thank you.

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agamid 1

eeeeeeeeeeew. encountered something similar at work the other day though...

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mintcar 9

Do you not know what mold look like? Unless your bedroom is a moist and dark environment, it will most likely not thrive/grow. Also, mold growth can lead to health issues. So I would like to know why you allowed it to be there for three weeks without checking it out.

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manda_baby_rawr 4

Ahem.... Mould = shape Mold = fungus op clearly said mould...not mold. learn to read.

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mintcar 9

Manda, you're an idiot. MOULD is British English. MOLD is American. Learn to STFU when you don't know what you're talking about.

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Jizwold 0

I hadn't thought about it but 62 might be right also op lives in sweden not britainland

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blueandpurpleroc 4

actually you're the idiot. not only did she mean mould as in shape, she is from sweden so British English doesn't apply here. .___.

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redbluegreen 40

Judging by the comments, I'm inferring that you guys aren't aware that it's only spelled that way in the United States. Since the OP lives in Sweden, they would spell it "mould" not "mold", and no they don't mean a mould of something, but a fungus.

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amiemariej 0

mold doesn't 'need' lack of light to grow, in fact it doesn't even 'need' a moist environment. I think you mean "fungus" not mold which are two different things.

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zowieandzander77 1

ok someone has to say it ... SPELL CHECK.. it's mold not mould... ( and eww you didn't notice a used condom on your floor for three weeks???)

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mintcar 9

Ever heard of British English? Damn. Comments like these annoy the **** out of me.

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justsomgirl 4

there's a reason no one was saying it. they'd have looked stupid if they had.

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