Ewwwwwww

By Anonymous - 23/02/2015 17:56 - United States

Today, I'm sick with a stomach flu. For the last 5 hours, I've been going back and forth from the couch to the bathroom. Each time I get into the bathroom, I have to make a choice of whether to sit on the toilet or kneel by it. Each time I have to clean up the other mess. FML
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Marcella1016 31

Sit on the toilet with a bucket or trash can in front of you...?

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dthindd 17

Just use a bucket in front of you so you don't have to clean up any puke!! Best way to go. (Line the bucket or bowl or whatever with a garbage bag so u can easily throw it out)☺️☺️ hope you feel better soon!!

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DDL08 2

Dude that's what trash cans are for come on now

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britbrat237 14

take a bowl in there with you

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Mel97 7

So your basically choosing between ******** yourself and doing the human thing and grabbing a bucket? This is a WTF moment not a FML. ?

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k8Pluss 8

I did that and I did it while shwasted. Sometimes illness dampers common sense.

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momac86 17

Ugh I just finished dealing with the same thing... Go to the ER get pumped with some saline get some anti nausea meds and you should feel much better in a couple days

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akamaru_fml 4

just an idea, how about holding a bucket to puke in while you sit on the toilet?

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silvercharmer25 7

Why not sit on the toilet and puke in the tub if you have one?

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