Explain yourself

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML
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three3_fml 2

Your wife is getting ******,

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perdix 29

If he's any good, she won't be calling you in the morning. She'll be too busy making him a pipe and "les sammiches!"

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InsaneGenius 0

"I'll be staying at his place" was a typo. That's the part of the text where she forgot her lie for a second and typed the truth. She was trying to lie and tell him she was staying with a girlfriend, but didn't reread before she sent the message.

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turdontoast 8

if she has an iPhone, that would explain everything. damn autocorrect gets me all the time.

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kitzstiz 0

I hear ya mines says the most stupid things. and I always forget to check before I send

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ieatbebies 0

just change the setting in the keyboard thingy in general see! gkcjzjznslcmx znjzk. nbn

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bluepheonix 0

I agree you should call her. Don't rule out the possible typo. but if her girlfriends were single themselves thats a red flag. Especially if they don't like you.

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Bobbert9 0

say ur going out with some guy friends and do the same thing

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nancyfantastic 3

Most likely she was trying to cover up her cheating by saying her female friend was drunk, but ultimately failed when she typed his, on a qwerty key board the I an E are on opposite side of the keyboard and if she has a reg. phone the I and E are definitely NOT on the same button. Take a key from English class and always proof read before sending. sorry for your luck OP

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william818 0

I have to agree with 61. she thought she tricked by saying her girlfriends. but then didn't think before typing the rest of the message. then again... she said that one of her friends ("she") was drunk and that she would be staying at "his" house. so either her friend is a he/she or it's a typo.

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sailorguy 2

Now you get to sleep with anyone you want. What a golden opportunity!

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