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Face the facts

By ugly - 15/04/2011 06:43 - Australia

Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML

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By Ravenclaw/Puckwudgie - 09/05/2017 00:00

Today, I got a haircut and met up with a friend for lunch. Said friend then burst out laughing, saying my haircut made me look like Professor Snape. FML

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mariazzz 5

Friday 15 April 2011 11:52

what a bitch!! Shes just jealous op!

danz123 7

Friday 15 April 2011 11:55

Just tell her: 'And people with skills like yours shouldn't be wasted in a hairdresser's like thi-oh wait, you've got no skills so you belong here, my bad. :)'

Comments

TheAA_fml 0

Friday 15 April 2011 16:29

Ouch. That's gotta hurt.

kristidgranger 3

Friday 15 April 2011 16:52

no tip I hope and id call and report her

lextheplex 0

Friday 15 April 2011 18:44

what kind of ugly person says something like that?!? I wouldn't have paid her ass.

cldean24 4

Friday 15 April 2011 19:02

Awww. I have had hairdressers say nice things about my hair. Now I am questioning their intentions. *_*

kennarama 0

Friday 15 April 2011 20:11

There are mean people everywhere, OP. Go find a nice stylist! I, for one, have never said anything like this about my clients! She is just a spiteful bitch!

kennarama 0

Friday 15 April 2011 20:16

Also, what kind of dumb stylist would say it WHILE you were still there?!

sweetangelgal 3

Friday 15 April 2011 21:11

lol

AGGoddess 2

Friday 15 April 2011 21:26

You should have asked for her manager. What a dumb bitch.

rossk4980 2

Friday 15 April 2011 22:12

Wow, that's a really stupid move on her part. I'm a hairdresser too and I try to not talk about my clients when they are done, but if I do I at least make sure they are out of the salon first!