Health: Face the facts

Face the facts

By ugly - 15/04/2011 06:43 - Australia

Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I got a haircut for the first time in almost a year. I thought it looked really nice and made me look good. On my way to CVS, I ran into one of my friends. He examined me and said, "You look... like a crack whore." FML

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Today, I was trying to compliment a colleague on her new hairstyle. I said, "I love how you did your hair today, it makes you look so mature!" She didn't take it as a compliment. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 14:45 - Canada

Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML

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Social cues

By Anonymous - 13/03/2022 18:00

Today, I got my hair cut. When I was leaving, my stylist was standing fairly close while we were talking. She reached out to smooth out my hair; I went in for a hug. She didn't want a hug. Everyone who was there just stared at me until I left the building. FML

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By Ravenclaw/Puckwudgie - 09/05/2017 00:00

Today, I got a haircut and met up with a friend for lunch. Said friend then burst out laughing, saying my haircut made me look like Professor Snape. FML

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mariazzz 5

Friday 15 April 2011 11:52

what a bitch!! Shes just jealous op!

danz123 7

Friday 15 April 2011 11:55

Just tell her: 'And people with skills like yours shouldn't be wasted in a hairdresser's like thi-oh wait, you've got no skills so you belong here, my bad. :)'

Comments

xrainbowshadowx 17

Saturday 16 April 2011 1:40

She's a bitch. She's probably jealous that you have such beautiful hair.

brittybrat1165 5

Saturday 16 April 2011 3:16

Woooow wat a horrible bitch who the hell is she 2 be saying who deserves wat she better have looked like muthafuckin megan fox 2 b talkin big shit like that ppl like her I will never understand I mean there must b something really wrong in her head 4 her 2 b sayin that

Monkeybutt1 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 5:12

Im guessing she didnt get a tip:) Haha but honestly she is prob jelouse or sometging:)

forza_italia88 2

Saturday 16 April 2011 5:43

take my advice (as an ex apprentice hairdresser, and just letting you know i didnt like to gossip about my clients) you probably told her everything about your life from the relationships and sex to money and family and friends and all that jazz because you thought you could trust her right? well i can guarantee that every single on of her co-workers knows all your stories and they sit around telling each other about all their clients lives because thats what hairdressers do. you shouldnt trust them. believe me dont ever say a word to them about your private lives everyone!!! the rest of he world will know about it trust me!!

kennarama 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 6:59

This is just so beyond stupid. You're making stylist look awful and that is an extremely one sided and jaded view. Shame on you.

Souperflip 2

Saturday 16 April 2011 11:48

Duh, she's jealous. I think we got that. Try not to get so wet over it.

LaughinStock 16

Sunday 17 April 2011 10:51

hahaha wow what a bitch

jrs731 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 11:16

I would have grabbed a pair of buzz clippers and ran it right down the middle of her head, then I would have told her that no one will notice her ugly face with ****** up hair like hers!