Failed

By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML
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maryann_massacre 0

....You shifted from park into drive because your hair was caught in the window?

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anonymeux_fml 0

How did you put the car into drive while in that position?! .. I hope you failed your test after that.

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DaFluffyGoldfish 0

this is a great story, if only it had a dramatic ending like "next thing i knew i was floating down main street in a laudry basket."

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audiogasmic 0

Wow you suck,why would you "thrash" over your hair being caught in the window? it's not like it's going to rip your hair out of your head, you could've calmly rolled the window back down, and tried again. Epic fail. YDI.

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kwbuzz23wk 0

75 and 77 (same person) when a man gets in a wreck it is usually worse (more fatal) than when a woman gets in one... not all (very few) fender benders are actually reported, and a lot of girls (hott ones and yes i know girls that do this) get out of traffic tickets by being good looking and pushing their boobs together. I even know a cop that admitted if a girl gives a #, he does not give a ticket. so basically numbers can be skewed. Girls get in more wrecks. although i will admit usually not as dangerous of wrecks as males. here is the real test and everybody (even girls) i know agrees with me after they do this test: when you get pissed off at a driver and find yourself thinking "WTF was that person thinking? they have to be an idiot to do something like that on the road." figure out if it is a male or female and you will then find out about 89% (mocking girl from beginning of thread) of them will be female.

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DaFluffyGoldfish 0

Monkeyspeaks, im not a guy but i have to say, you are very annoying with all your statistics and percentages and blah blah blah, this is not a place for you to insult people and be annoying to everyone, so why dont you take your stats and just go somewhere.

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DaFluffyGoldfish 0

how the hell did you roll your hair up in the window? i mean, u must have been numb in your head because any normal person with feeling in there head would be able to feel there hair being pulled up in a window. this is obviously fake, YDI.

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kwbuzz23wk 0

p.s. we are now up to over 18,000 people that believe the OP is an epic fail

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Ilovemuffnstuff 0

Firstly... If you drove into a wall with your hair stuck in the window the wiplash would have ripped the hair off that dumbass head. Finally...your a horrible teller of lies.

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