Transportation: Failed

Failed

By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML

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By sopissed - 13/06/2012 18:13 - United States - Laurel

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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By Username - 12/01/2010 04:03 - France

Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2015 17:34

Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML

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By nightput - 17/11/2008 06:02 - France

Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML

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By burrito kid - 17/12/2016 06:56 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML

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By f.m. - 23/07/2018 16:00

Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2024 09:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I took my driver's test, whereby I forgot everything, panicked, and closed my eyes while yelling, "Jesus take the wheel!" FML

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By MattClifford - 15/11/2020 17:01 - Australia

Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML

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By for shite's sake - 17/01/2015 22:24 - United Kingdom - Mirfield

Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML

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Abort test! Abort test!

By Lindsey - 24/05/2014 15:22 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. I had pulled out of my three point turn in a neighborhood and started driving again, thinking something wasn't quite right. The lady testing me looked over at me and said, "Sweetie, you're driving on the wrong side of the road." FML

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maryann_massacre 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 0:11

....You shifted from park into drive because your hair was caught in the window?

anonymeux_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 0:12

How did you put the car into drive while in that position?! .. I hope you failed your test after that.

Comments

DuNNi_99 1

Wednesday 15 April 2009 9:32

Thats just retarded...who does that!!

Mnemic 5

Wednesday 15 April 2009 9:33

I don't think this one is fake. Its just a woman, they can do these kind of things you know. o.O

Contra 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 13:12

If you thrash over caught hair, I don't want to be near you in a chicane when the roads are congested. YDI, if hair is the worst of your problems you are a lucky woman.

DankJemo 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 14:22

you need to be more mindful of what you're doing in the car, new drivers... the only thing worse is extremely old drivers...

ozymandias_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 16:14

I hope you didn't get your license. I have no idea how you could manage to screw up that bad.

kjd 7

Wednesday 15 April 2009 16:14

this is like totally impossible...totally fake!

sodawater19 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 16:23

some people try way too hard to be funny. Other than the fact that I think this story is BS, this is a prime example of why women (i'm going to assume woman, bc I seriously hope that no guy would thrash around from getting hair stuck in the window) shouldnt drive.

ilikerainbows 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 16:30

King15, your joke wasn't funny the first time, let alone the second or third. It's obvious women are better drivers than men, everything supports that. I'm female, have been driving for 8 years, never been pulled over by a cop or even gotten a parking ticket. I've never even been in a car wreck, until last month, when a guy barreled into the back of my car as I was stopped five cars back from a red light. And yet that still doesn't prove all guy drivers suck, just that one. So stop generalizing so much.

steelydan 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 16:49

how does that happen?! i mean really!

Cormophyte 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 17:45

I'm a clumsy person. When I get....entrapped...and I'm in pain I stop moving and try to free myself. I'm pretty sure being snared by an inanimate object is one of those situations in life where there's a "right" and "wrong" response. Practice mine, you already have rock solid proof that yours is the wrong way.