Fair enough
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Dallas
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Seems like a bonus.... I don't need to be bribed. I'm usually the one asking....boyfriend loves it and cherishes me even more, so when I ask for a little chore here or there he jumps to it!
simplylost643
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#55- God bless you! If more people felt this way about things, the world would be such a nicer place. Do something nice for someone and they in return do nice things for you.
So I fail to see the issue here... Except maybe him insisting on a ********. As long as he didn't make you order off the value menu (unless you suck at sucking) you got a fair trade. Now you need to insist that he eat you out and offer him Burger King in return. Fair is fair...
Hiphuray4peas
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Dump him. Any guy who won't return the favor isn't worth a woman's time.
If he's getting to the point that he needs to insist she goes down on him she hardly sounds like a catch either by your logic. It sounds like they're as bad as each other to me.
JKr3slEMO
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13-your picture will haunt me.
Love your hair.
hahachun
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I approve of the McLickin comment.
really, McD's? did he even offer to make yer legs quiver? If not, smack him in the **** and demand dinner at Sizzler for him being rude... without any head. What a lameo, no tit for tat or lick for suck. Dump his unskilled ass
She never said anything about him not going down on her, so it's safe to assume she just doesn't give head, in which case she's not worth keeping, **** her and chuck her
Not worth keeping if she doesn't give head? I didn't realize that was the defining keystone of a worthwhile relationship.
CadillacPimpen
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Why McDonald's you just finished a big n tasty? if not fyl
Long term boyfriend, and I'm assuming from this that you have yet to give him head, if you've been together for more than two months and he's stayed with you despite not sucking his dick, you should consider yourself damn lucky cause I know you wouldntve made it past two weeks with me, or any man with a brain in his head, with no *******. That's a major deal breaker
I don't know if you know this, but a lot of people like to actually be in love before becoming intimate and care about their partner. Yes, that is both men and women.
You, my friend, sound like a real tool.
Which is why you'll never last 2 weeks with any decent, respectable woman, and never have a meaningful relationship of any sort.
Haii those fish filet are good!!
Sounds like a McJob for me...
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If you like McDonald's, then I see no problem. Or you could do a 69, you would both get something at the same time. Its a win win either option!
Doesn't quite sound like a win-win situation.