Fair enough

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Dallas

Spicy
Today, my long-term boyfriend insisted on me going down on him. When I asked what he would do in return, he said, "I was thinking McDonald's." FML
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SkoomaKi 27

If you like McDonald's, then I see no problem. Or you could do a 69, you would both get something at the same time. Its a win win either option!

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robz0rz 0

Doesn't quite sound like a win-win situation.

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KrazieKleo 13

59- I don't approve of your approval....

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jgriff79 23

Tell him you were thinking of Burger king. You want a WHOPPER!

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jayfreeman80 0

Good for him!!!!!

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Leslier_fml 4

So give him a sloppy bj...you know his moneys worth.

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seanc722 2

I would have said go down on you in return. If that wasnt good enough I would have said that I wouldn't go get someone else to do it instead...

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alohalili 0

Omg this is the funniest shit ever!!!

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Urpoppy 21

Sit on his face and give him something to eat. That would seem fair.

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akinsel2 6

If you two are really that repulsed at the idea of going down on each other maybe it's time that this "long-term" relationship came to an end...

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KiddNYC1O 20

He'd toss your salad.

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