Fair enough

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Dallas

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Today, my long-term boyfriend insisted on me going down on him. When I asked what he would do in return, he said, "I was thinking McDonald's." FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 455
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SkoomaKi 27

If you like McDonald's, then I see no problem. Or you could do a 69, you would both get something at the same time. Its a win win either option!

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robz0rz 0

Doesn't quite sound like a win-win situation.

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fishboy123 7

could you go to Mcdonalds and order a Mcweiner with a straight face? O.o

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gamercanadian 11

76 I approve of you not approving his approval

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shaggan 6

That's funny I'm not that in to BJ's I like pussy and I'd eat that shit everyday if I could this guy needs to learn how it's dun you don't settle it with mc ***** you settle it over some drumsticks WTF is wrong with his ass. Break off the LB find a guy thats legit you need it. FYL

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lostfaithinpppl 19

OP, nobody has a right to insist that you go down on them. If your boyfriend doesn't understand that then he doesn't deserve you.

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zuzupetalsYO 11

Going down in exchange for the "Poop Palace". Dump his mcfucking ass.

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hateevryone 14

Don't do it unless he agrees to do it in return. Guys like that irritate me.

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zuzupetalsYO 11

Www.antiduckface.com

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RedPillSucks 31

tell him that where you're from, mcdonalds is to code for him getting ****** by a sheep.

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Inheritance 10

93 I approve of your approval towards his approval towards not approving his approval Or something like that.. Good this is confusing

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