Fair enough

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Dallas

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Today, my long-term boyfriend insisted on me going down on him. When I asked what he would do in return, he said, "I was thinking McDonald's." FML
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SkoomaKi 27

If you like McDonald's, then I see no problem. Or you could do a 69, you would both get something at the same time. Its a win win either option!

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robz0rz 0

Doesn't quite sound like a win-win situation.

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robz0rz 0

Doesn't quite sound like a win-win situation.

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s0m3guy2010 21

1 You obviously have never had an order of McDonalds fries. So good and yet... so bad.

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baconftw 9

He must of had really cheap hookers before you.

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biggestfan23 11

It's a win-lose situation which is not ideal

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Incogneterpeter 1

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pillowsarecomfy 2

Could he have at least let you pick the fast food restaurant in return

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SkoomaKi 27

If you like McDonald's, then I see no problem. Or you could do a 69, you would both get something at the same time. Its a win win either option!

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Pokeemon 3

Wow 3 I really love your display picture!

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SkoomaKi 27

Thanks! I thought I might go back to my old picture, for sentimental value.

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mykalt18 2

It would be no problem for me, normal actually. We barter for those things that way sometimes. :)

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

Yes 106, her child was conceived through oral sex and/or McDonald's

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MerrikBarbarian 9

Be one hell of a story if said child was conceived at McDonalds :p Though to the point OP needs to raise their standards if they are going to barter oral sex for stuff. *nods to her custom Lightsaber* and yes I do see the irony in that one... But hey I got to keep the slave Leia outfit after too so win win right? XD ok yes there is something wrong with me.

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joker118 7

valid offer smart man but yet so stupid taco bell is so much better

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unknown_user5566 26

I don't think OP was upset at the restaurant choice, so much as being bribed with food for sexual favors.

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_Oblivion_ 12

Eating taco bell makes you shit lava, how is that good? Makes a good laxative though.

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IndianGiver 8

Oh because we all shit lava when we eat Taco Bell since everybody is alike, right? All snowflakes look the same and fall in the same exact spot. -_- And, OP, I would suggest Ruth Chris. So when you get done and he takes you there you say, "this meat taste a lot better than what I had a while ago." Dont forget to say payback, just in case he gets the wrong message.

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ericathealien 7

I would totally be bribed by bjs for tacos, what would you doooo for some taco bell(Klondike jingle)

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_Oblivion_ 12

It was a point, not a fact. Dislodge your head from your ass and look around. Simple comment doesn't need any criticism.

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DogsPaw 16

Taco Bell is usually bought because of how cheap it is. In n' Out is where it's at.

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superswagbro 7

Doesn't seem like you're loving that idea.

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challan 19

perhaps if he offers burger king, he'll get it his way.

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kitkat2014 6

Mmm McDick. You want fries with that?

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VooDooCarrie91 19

Tell him you would do it for Red Lobster! You'll never hear him ask again.

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cwalmye 9

Mmm red lobster. I wish my girl thought more like you!

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Nevereverland 8

Think about it, you get to have two quater pounders ;) (unless he's tiny you get a fry)

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unknown_user5566 26

I thought about it, and your comment still doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

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perdix 29

You should suggest that for the sake of his balls' health, he ought to choose to eat an open-faced roast beef sandwich. Much healthier than fried meat;)

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JustKittyKat 24

Edit: The fries ARE good there... As in, a sarcastic way of saying it's not worth McDonald's. Come on, people.

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thecovert 7

He just wanted to give you something to go with his secret sauce. Whadda nice guy!

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