Fake it til you make it

By tsardaukar - 01/04/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 613
You deserved it 72 757

Same thing different taste

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So was it a fake? Or just out of date?

Don't feel bad. It's your job to question things like that; and the idea of photo I.D is visual recognition right? So if she looks different it's your job to question it. As for #173 and comments similar. You dumb ****. Do you not understand the concept of bouncers? The shit they deal with to give you a better night? Jeez.

pinkducttape 0

#`64 she HAD been badly disfigured - meaning she wasnt now - meaning plastic surgery most likely. so she probably didnt look like she had been in a car wreck - she just didnt look like she used to. we do live in what century again? so you probably couldnt have been able to realize that she had been in a wreck. it happens. not your fault.

#146: Actually, in many jurisdictions it's illegal for a bouncer to confiscate what he believes is a fake ID because there is always a chance it could be real. The most he can do is refuse service.

"To all those saying it's her fault for not getting a new ID, would that really be a top priority for you after being in an horrible accident and having reconstructive surgery?" YES. Because if I got freaking pulled over, I'd be tossed in jail for looking nothing like my god damn ID. Would I sue the cops for calling me ugly when he told me the ID didn't match me? NO, BECAUSE I'M NOT A MORON AND IT WOULDN'T BE AN OFFENSIVE THING TO SAY. The people defending this stupid girl are just....ugh. He didn't say anything wrong.

@ #182 he could've asked properly, not so judging

lol, not ur fault obviously ur a bouncer if u seem like a nice person at the door your gonna be a bad bouncer so the little comment you gave to her was nothing where i live drivers license are swiped at the doors to see right away if they are real, so finding out real or fake is not a problem @#173 bouncers arent supposed to be NICE, they deal with lots of people throughout the night and have to protect others, be nice ? that wont get the job done

deliciouskaek 1

How was he supposed to know? =/ Sorry she was hurt and whatnot, but SDI. She should get her ID updated, and then she won't have that problem.

Grow a spine, bouncer, you're doing your job.

Not your fault at all. No way to tell and people try to use fake ones all the time.