Fake it til you make it

By tsardaukar - 01/04/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML
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eastmanwolf 0

Well then she should have updated her I.D.

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Warcry21 1

cant u tell if someone's badly disfigured from the start?

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stud_fml 0

yea can't you tell if they're disfigured?

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tokyooo123 0

That's horrible...but not really your fault.

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josieless 0

She shoulda gotten a new ******* id after the accident, how are you supposed th know that. Just doing your job bro, don't sweat it.

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Endymion_fml 0

Agreed. Maybe it was just a cover story anyway.

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blinkingstarlet 15

bouncers are just mean most of the time. YDI maybe you'll learn to be nicer to people from now on.

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Snerkie 0

how selfish of you for doing your job *shakes head* people these days thinking they can judge people by their photo i.d's... but for all you idiots questioning how you could not tell someone is "disfigured", ugly born people don't get away with that excuse so it could be quite easy.

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bitca 0

To all those saying it's her fault for not getting a new ID, would that really be a top priority for you after being in an horrible accident and having reconstructive surgery? If it was a car wreck that caused it, I wouldn't want to be driving anytime soon and the thought probably wouldn't even cross my mind that the pic on my license wouldn't match up (or perhaps I'd delude myself into hoping it did). And to the person claiming she probably would have had to lose it in the accident, I forget and leave my ID at home often so there's always that possibility. Bouncers are so obnoxious trying to be all hardcore with their little power trip of checking IDs. Just do the job without the commentary, jackass.

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tymarie2012 31

Uhmm actually yes it should be. because how are they supposed to know it's really you if the picture on the id doesn't match the face???? and as to the bouncer comment, they're just doing their jobs. what bouncer will let some girl in if she doesn't look like her id? none. plain and simple. if she doesn't look like her id they aren't going to let her in.

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t_annie 0

#113 yes, the majority of people do go to bars/clubs at night. But on the same note, the majority of the bars give the bouncer a flashlight or put them in a better lit area...so they can see who they're looking at. Anyway, the OP wasn't being rude. I guarantee all you wouldn't be jumping down his throat had he said what he said to a person with a real fake.

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theswarm666x 1

i find it odd that you couldn't tell the difference between some one who didn't look like their picture from someone who looks disfigured and doesn't look like their pic. if i saw a mutilated face i'd think ya, that must have sucked this could be her picture, other than this chick in the picture looks like someone else. also, wouldn't she legally need to get a new licensed due to the drastic physical appearance change? i'd think not doing so could cause some problems if she gets pulled over.

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