Fart wars

By district12 - 18/02/2012 22:22 - United Kingdom

Today, my family started their own version of the Hunger Games. With farts as their ammo, they've been tackling and gassing everyone until their victim "dies" by surrendering. My house is a flatulent war zone, and I fear waking up blind. FML
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paulkeppel 0

gas them out until they surrender. show no mercy!

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iseyixes 18

What a strange family game night.

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iloveweed69 7

Get some febreze :o

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KiddNYC1O 20

Invest in a respirator.

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flockz 19

kill the weak ones first, like grandma. she farts dust so your only risk is sneezing. easy target.

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UnleashedKilla1 4

2 things: 1: very true 2: your profile picture is ******* awesome.

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kelissa_fml 16

Not my grandma. She has the stinkiest farts.

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BostonBruinsFan 8

My Brother can start a "Gas War" and end it with one "Silent But Very Deadly", taking out every1 on Earth

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MonsterCommenter 4

Your family seems....errr, unique

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MonsterCommenter 4

Unless you're referring to the sex position, that made no sense. And even if you were referring to the sex position, that still made no sense.

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thatnucca 36

Eat lots of peas and eggs, and drink lots of milk... That would show em not to mess with you!

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blegehlehgleh 0

Did you know that if you fart on a lighter or match, the flame actually travels up your butt and combusts your colon? I learned the hard way. :truestory:

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indielove 13

Nobody cares. True story.

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mariebiscut1242 11

Must have been an entertaining for the doctor to hear how THAT happened.

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l0v3p4in 7

Remove all flatulent producing food from the house. Sprinkle some beano over their food when they aren't looking and there will bea-no more ammo. War won. Victor: you.

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