Sex, TV shows and Intimacy: Fascinated

Fascinated

By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML

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You deserved it 15 281

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By Jenny - 31/03/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 115 322

You deserved it 8 717

Moving

By happyasaclam - 19/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 096

You deserved it 6 052

By erjazo - 31/12/2013 21:19 - United States - Morris

Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 286

You deserved it 6 858

Man City

By EpicBunBun - 10/05/2017 18:00

Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 269

You deserved it 719

By Kwalker3 - 06/05/2012 06:39 - United States - Tracy

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 417

You deserved it 4 159

By unwantedlove - 25/02/2011 18:36 - France

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 159

You deserved it 6 912

Movie night

By uncomfortable - 12/03/2009 00:20 - Canada

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 87 386

You deserved it 5 612

Disinterested

By lily - 13/09/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I slightly opened my eyes during it and saw him with his eyes wide open, watching TV. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 379

You deserved it 347

By Judy69 - 07/04/2012 07:04 - United States - Dekalb

Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 620

You deserved it 6 034

By fishruinsex - 08/12/2010 08:46

Today, I was messing around in my boyfriend's pants while watching TV. He was totally absorbed in the fishing show that was on. When the guy lost a fish, he got so disappointed that he became completely flaccid. FML

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You deserved it 6 001

mewzik 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:52

Well House is an addicting show... i feel like i've read so many versions of this one already

TheThirdLevel 0

Friday 10 April 2009 1:53

I'm sorry, but House is unsurpassable. Nothing can or ever will beat it.

Comments

twister19 0

Friday 10 April 2009 5:36

yah and wtf happened with cutner?!?!?! who else was miserably disappointed that the best and most hilarious character ended it?! im like theres NO WAY he can just go like that... im so pissed!!! anyway House is SO much better than sex... it lasts longer and it grabs your full attention, you know... House... it's just the best

Claire_bear 0

Friday 10 April 2009 5:42

#23, twilight!! Kudos to meeee(: Oh and I haven't seen the new house yet, thank you all for ruining it for me

kelseysue92 0

Friday 10 April 2009 5:50

dude...IT'S HOUSE!! biggest badass EVER! what more of an aphrodisiac is there??

tipple 0

Friday 10 April 2009 5:47

#115 - They all ruined the latest House for you?!? FYL man! Never mind, now it's been ruined you may as well do something normal like having sex. LOL

Shadic 0

Friday 10 April 2009 6:00

I could see my girlfriend doing this.

LYFSUKSTHENUDIE 0

Friday 10 April 2009 6:21

HAHA you can't really blame him............HUGH LAURIE!!!! aka sexiest blue eyes ever its a crime to miss an episode. what do you think would happen if cuddy and house finally had sex and he would have missed it, i mean thats what everyone is waiting for, we can't take chances of missing that prime moment

FuzzMonkey09 0

Friday 10 April 2009 6:26

I love House as much as the next person, put if I were doing the horizontal tango with my girlfriend, we'd still jeep doing it. I mean, thats why they call them REPEATS!

FuzzMonkey09 0

Friday 10 April 2009 6:26

I love House as much as the next person, put if I were doing the horizontal tango with my girlfriend, we'd still jeep doing it. I mean, thats why they call them REPEATS!